informed consent

how are your experiments coming, herr doktor?
excellent, my boy. I've finally perfected the formula.
wow, that's great, doktor! what's next?
I need a human subject to complete the tests.
where are we going to find one?
I already have, my boy. he he.
oh? who is it?
just sit over here, please, and roll up your sleeve.
ok. are you checking my blood pressure?
what? oh, yes. yes, your blood pressure. ha ha.
doktor, that looks like a syringe. am I getting an injection?
yes, yes. now hold still. there. now we wait.
wait for what, doktor?
to see if the formula takes effect.
the formula? you just injected it into me?
yes yes. now be quiet while I monitor the results.
but what's it going to do? am I going to die?
die? no no, my boy. you won't die. far from it.
oh, that's a relief.
no, you'll be walking on 6 legs, but you won't die.
6 legs? are you shitting me?
unless of course you start to breed other cockroaches.
cock. . .
then I'll have to exterminate you. naturally.
what?!
can't have a bug-infested laboratory, now can I?
no, you can't. . . I guess.
after all, there's the scientific method to consider isn't there?
yes, of course.