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did you order the pizza?
sure did. it's on its way.
you get the kind I told you to?
absolutely. anchovies, garlic, pineapple.
olives! not pineapple you idiot!
olives? you said pineapple.
does the word olives sound like pineapple to you?
no. not really.
you've completely ruined my day.
aw, don't say that.
I can't help it. tell me something that's good.
well, how about that sunset?
yeah, nice. but it would look so much better with my pizza.
now you're making me feel bad.
yeah? good. you can eat the pineapples.
ok, if I gotta.