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  • My Angel

    what are you doing here? I like to hang out in the city. like, with me? of course! awesome.

  • Old Habits Die Hard

    what are we doing here? I had to. why? I've been coming here for years. so? I can't explain it. does it have anything to do with the fact that you work here, father? well, there's that. somehow I thought so.

  • Talk is Cheap

    hey, merle. you gonna be at the debate today? wasn't planning on it, fern. why? me 'n the boys is fixin' ta make english mandatory. what, like, everywhere? yesiree. make them foreigners speak our lingo. you mean, as well as you? yer darn tootin'. I see. s…


  • Kakistocratic Oath

    the dear leader's new underlings were sworn in today. are they competent? they have the usual qualifications, for sure. you mean they're the absolute worst choices to run the country? yeah. that's what I mean. just shoot me now. damn. I was going to ask y…

  • Over Under Sideways Down

    hey buddy, I suggest you don't stand there. why not? you're right under the edge. yeah? so? so, something is about to hit the ground from up there. what? you should have said who. somebody's gonna fall off the overpass? not exactly fall. and he'll be a bo…

  • Jaws and Effect

    I'd point that thing somewhere's else, if'n I was you. yeah? well I ain't afraid of you. maybe not. but my little friend, you should be afraid of him. yeah? what's his name? colt. that's a name? colt .45. you're about to meet him. actually, I'd rather not…


  • Twitter Diplomacy

    what's up, fern? I'm busy, leroy. can't talk. busy doing what? on twitter. a lot of morons out there needin' to be set straight. that a fact? rest of your shit is in order then? sure it is! well, I spose I could maybe use another mattress. is that all? so…

  • Ig Nobel Prize

    good morning, herr doktor, how are you? my boy! isn't it marvelous? I've won the greatest prize of all! you won a Nobel prize? better! I've won the far rarer and more prestigious Ig Nobel prize! Ig Nobel? great! I guess. what did you win for? for my revol…

  • Freeloaders

    dude! there's a party! c'mon! whose is it? who cares! let's go! we'll get wasted! didn't we get thrown out last night trying to pull that? what's your point? you got me there.


  • Promised Land

    I can see it. see what? the promised land. and I mean to get there one day. well, good luck with that. in the meantime, what I want is to get outta here. me too, actually. is that a promise? sure.

  • Life's a Bitch

    this place'll work. let's take it. you nuts? it's been totally stripped. exactly. room to spare. but we don't need any room. the kitchen will go over there. the pantry too. you gonna be cooking? no. you are. oh? and what'll you be doing? going out. call m…

  • Purge

    hey, walt, how's the white house job going? can't talk, ed. big purge. really? still more firings? what a shit circus! no, I mean me. I'm gonna throw up any second. oh! sorry! the chaos at work literally makes me sick. do you need, I dunno. . . a bucket?…


  • Tell Me About It

    hey roy, let's go eat. sure. you drive. ok. car's right here. what? in there? yeah. there a problem? I mean, they let you? it's mine. don't need permission. cool. taxes are a bitch though. tell me about it. yeah? that tower over there is not cheap. c'mon!…

  • Eat Shit

    what's up, earl? nothing much, vern. how's the ride? I'm liking it. you ever gonna paint it? what do you mean, vern? I mean it don't seem to have no paint job. here's the thing, vern. the car goes so fast, atmospheric friction strips the paint right off.…

  • Not a Sin

    where've you been, stanley? hi edna. at confession. how'd it go? actually, edna, it was great! really? guess what father herb told me. all those things we do? turns out, they're not a sin! what? none of them? just about! can you believe it? not even. . .…


  • Breeding

    stanley, it's garbage day today. yes, edna? why are you telling me? the garbage needs to be taken out! but, edna, that's what we have servants for. remember? that's all and good, stanley, but the garbage hasn't been taken out, and today is pick-up. so. .…

  • My Way or the Highway

    filbert, do you have the latest projections? yes, sir. production quotas will definitely meet our expectations this quarter. good. what about next quarter. well, we're anticipating a slight downturn in sales. due to market factors. sir. I don't like that…

  • Believer

    welcome, my son. but the service has ended. that's ok, padre, I'm here for the fish fry. I'm sorry, there's no fish fry. what? I thought all churches do that. almost. not here though. just my dumb luck. pick a church with no fish fry. ain't that a bitch.…


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