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  • Surveillance

    we been here a while boss. stop whining. that's what you gotta do on a stake-out. you think he spotted us? that moron? no way. I only asked because of the camera. what camera? the one that's pointing right at us. that's a camera? shit! good thing we wor…

  • The Puns of Navarone

    sir! I'm here to report on the results of my mission. proceed. I infiltrated the enemy's compound and destroyed the target as ordered. you blew up the cannons? excellent! cannons? um, no. I ate all six cases of yogurt though. maybe even seven. yogurt? you…

  • Hotel

    do you like the room, edna? it's lovely stanley. that was quite a party last night. I'll say. did you return the lamp shade? what? the one you were wearing on your head all night. I don't really recall that edna. check your web site. the pics are all ther…


  • Hot Mess

    how's the ride, bert? great. it's gonna be in the big parade. really? you mean, you finally put in an engine? after all these years? well, no. it'll be towed. towed? in a parade? to celebrate procrastination pride! I gotta say, that's perfect. it is, rig…

  • Heaven and Girth

    hey fellas, ready to tee off? no jerry. somebody didn't book a tee-time. what? wasn't one of you gonna do it? that wasn't what we agreed, jerry. and now the course is booked all morning. dammit! so now what? well, we thought we'd just, you know, relax. i…

  • Pillar of Ba'al

    slave! I need you! yes, lord ba'al. look at this garbage text someone sent to me! a text? let's see. "they demolished the sacred pillar of ba'al, then tore down his temple and made it into a latrine, which it is to this day." well?! it's a quote from the…


  • Asylum

    lars, what the hell is going on? who knows, claude. we elected a madman. we did. and you know what neitzche said. yeah: madness is rare in individuals, but is the rule in nations. so he's not the madman, we are? he's a venal, narcissistic child. and us? w…

  • Iron Curtain

    the world is so divided, Curtis. it is, Leon. a shame. I'd sure like to see what it's like on the other side. me too. how bad can it be? that's what I'm thinking. I mean, how many blood-sucking vampires running things to feed their own vanity can possibly…

  • MVD

    what can I do for you comrade? I have an appointment to see the russian federation minister of internal affairs. have you now? you ever been inside here before? no. quite a place. yes. we try and keep it, shall I say, casual. you can definitely say that.…


  • Werewolf Underground

    hey lars, what's up? oh hi, fred. I'm headin' to the cell meeting. what meeting's that? the W.U. the what? shhh. not so loud. the Werewolf Underground. wow, what's that? it's, you know, a secret society. ah. underground! yeah. and it's a full moon tonight…

  • Necrodestination

    what're we doin' here, boss? it's the end of the line for our passenger. passenger? it's just you 'n me here. he's in the trunk. he is? I don't hear nothin'. he's beyond makin' noise. there's a shovel too. so? so get out and dig. why here? because this i…

  • Clean Living

    what's up, claude? hey maurice. I started a new diet. really. which one? I eat anything I want, as much as I want, whenever I want. that's a diet? maybe not a good one. but the result of clean living! of course it is. can I get on it too? absolutely. grab…


  • No Coke. Pepsi.

    cheeseburger! cheeseburger! cheeseburger! cheeseburger! and 3 chips.

  • Eternity of Time

    we found it, private. what's that, sir? the portal. there it is. at last! portal to what, sir? the other side. the 4th dimension. an alternative universe! are you sure about that, sir? no question, private. my guru told me about this. was that in officer…

  • Dinner Party

    stanley, we're almost out of scotch. I know, edna. these people are soaking up the liquor like it's going out of style. well, they're your friends, stanley. where'd you get that idea? I thought you knew them. me? I've never seen these people before in my…


  • Relic

    eureka! what, professor? my boy, we've uncovered a major find. of historic value! what is it? clearly, it's the bony structure of a proto-pterodactyl! are you sure? oh yes. the extended beak is a dead giveaway. beak? there's a beak? and look here! 3 eye…

  • Black Market

    say, what are these? figs, man! you know, produce! you selling this here? I sure am. you want some? you can't be doing that. whaddya mean? everyone's selling stuff here. this is a black market. whoa. you mean, like stolen merchandise? no! I mean you can…

  • Like There's No Tomorrow

    I gotta hand it to you, lars, you really did it this time. yeah? what'd I do, egon? you left the goods in the car, is what you did. so? so we're in here, while the car is way the hell out there. so go get them if you want them. that would require me to s…


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