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  • Rebel Without a Clue

    would you help me move some rocks? where? from the front to the back. again? didn't I just help you with that? yes, but now I want to move them back to the front, you see. turn and turn about. what will you do in the back? oh, I'll move other rocks there…

  • Memory

    I heard that most buildings are meant to last 50 years. that doesn't seem like much. it isn't, really. I like the feeling that something is made to last a long time. unlike us, you mean. yeah. we're just a fleeting shadow in this life. true. noisy ones, t…

  • Pharmacology

    what kind of pill was that you gave me? I dunno, why. oh, nothing. it just looks like this is gonna be a weird day.


  • Natural Law

    good morning, herr doktor... my god! what happened to your laboratory? ah, there you are my boy. I've made another giant breakthrough! oh, they'll be so jealous back at the university! what kind of breakthrough? I've learned how to re-arrange the molecula…

  • The Coast Is Clear

    where are you going? just checking the water line. you never know. never know what? when it might show up. when who might show up? not who. what. and if it does, it'll be too late. too late for what? to run. well, that sounds like an important job you hav…

  • Framed

    are you comfortable? of course. are you? I always am, when I'm looking at you. aw. shut up and take the picture.


  • Trade Mission

    on behalf of our government, let me welcome you Americans to our country. thanks, we're here to promote mutual trade. we want to make the best deals. if I may ask, what do you have that we might want? oh, we have all kinds of things to sell you. in fact,…

  • Artificial Intelligence

    what are you doing today? I got a big test tomorrow. getting ready. so you're gonna hit the books? books? no way. I have a very good memory. the best ever. but you've read the material, right? no, I don't read. so how are you planning to pass this test?…

  • Junkyard Angel

    how do you like my new place, man? it's. . . cool, I guess. where's the bedroom? you're lookin' at it. yeah? how about the kitchen? ditto. got it. kind of an all-purpose space, then, eh? and moving furniture's a breeze, too. that'll be great if you eve…


  • class consciousness

    isn't it a beautiful sunset, edna? it is, stanley. just perfect. shall I allow the servants to see it? but they're busy preparing dinner, stanley! of course. foolish of me. you know how dedicated they are to us1 I do. it's so. . . gratifying. don't you th…

  • the black hole

    there's a new black hole in the universe. great! not really. it is so dense, nothing, not even light, can escape from it. sounds like one to me. where is it? a soul-sucking, attention-eating, black hole into which all of our hopes and dreams are disappear…

  • free market

    good afternoon, madam. may I interest you in. . . you selling something, mister? indeed, an amazing, remarkable vacuum cleaner. not sure we need one of those around here. a necessity for every modern homemaker! and I can see you are one! nice combat boots…


  • low-life

    see that guy? what guy? that one. the one with the gun. no. what's he doing? he's making a very big mistake. what kind of mistake? he's got it pointed at my cousin, vinny. no shit? get down there and take care of him. take care of him how? so that he will…

  • little rocket man

    what's up dog? look at this. our dear leader's tweeting that we'll be trading nukes in no time. the little rocket man still going at it? yeah, and that north korean maniac is too. they're made for each other. fuck it. let's hit the road. you think? totall…

  • Metaphysics

    what are you doing today, joey? I'm examining the nature of the universe, existence and being. that's cool. I'm gonna make a sandwich, and then I think I'll wash my underwear. sounds productive. hey, I'm ambitious that way.


  • Stupidity is Contagious

    good morning, herr doktor. ah, there you are, my boy. just in time to help with my latest research. sure. what is it? I'm measuring the amount of relative pain one suffers while gazing at an ugly picture, as opposed to a pretty picture, while at the same…

  • FIDO

    you see what I'm seein', al? dispatch told us it was an ungodly mess. yeah, but if I wasn't lookin' at it, I'd never believe it. it's our crime scene. what the hell are we supposed to do? FIDO. yeah? yeah. fuck it. drive on. is that departmental policy?…

  • upriver

    sir! aerial reconnaissance shows the enemy is closing in! rubbish! I see no evidence of that! just a pleasant summer evening. it's a sneak attack, sir! put that latte down! I mean, sir! you better be right, corporal, or I'll. . .my god! what is that? it's…


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