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  • Autocrat

    your executive office is ready, mr. president. good. I assume it befits a supreme leader such as myself, wielding absolute power over the populace. we spared no expense, sir. you know how particular I am about my surroundings. especially with my hair, and…

  • Informant

    what are we doing here, arkady? I don't like this place. nobody does, comrade. well then? we have an informer in our midst. that's not possible! unfortunately, it is. do you know who? I do. he's in there. in. . . there? has he talked? oh yes. quite a lot…

  • Play Ball

    hey Bert, you bring your mitt? got it. what position you playing? outfield. ok. who's gonna play first? right. whaddya mean, right? who's on first. that's what I asked! and I just told you. is this some kinda joke? you mean you don't know? know what? what…


  • Lunatic Fringe

    hey steve, how's the new speech coming? it's gonna be great, don. the best. good, good. I wanna kill 'em tonight. you will. just read your lines. they'll be eating out of your hand. yeah, but you know I can't do that, right? do what? read. my lines. just…

  • New Earth

    how is the experiment coming, doktor? excellent my boy! all is ready! what is it? I'm creating a new physical world! really? where? why, right here, of course! feel the heat! you mean, like another earth? exactly! can you imagine? what about the one we ha…

  • Marketing

    what's up, roger? look, marv. I just opened! opened what? my new store! looks great, doesn't it? yeah, but roger, it's inside an abandoned warehouse. yeah? so? so how you gonna get customers when your store is in a fucking building? easy! word of mouth! w…


  • Loser

    hey, phil. why so blue? ah, marge left me. again? isn't this the third time? don't remind me. she'll be back. I dunno. so, uh, what's with the cage? you had to mention that too? sorry man. just one of those days, eh? you can say that again.

  • Surveillance

    we been here a while boss. stop whining. that's what you gotta do on a stake-out. you think he spotted us? that moron? no way. I only asked because of the camera. what camera? the one that's pointing right at us. that's a camera? shit! good thing we wor…

  • The Puns of Navarone

    sir! I'm here to report on the results of my mission. proceed. I infiltrated the enemy's compound and destroyed the target as ordered. you blew up the cannons? excellent! cannons? um, no. I ate all six cases of yogurt though. maybe even seven. yogurt? you…


  • Hotel

    do you like the room, edna? it's lovely stanley. that was quite a party last night. I'll say. did you return the lamp shade? what? the one you were wearing on your head all night. I don't really recall that edna. check your web site. the pics are all ther…

  • Hot Mess

    how's the ride, bert? great. it's gonna be in the big parade. really? you mean, you finally put in an engine? after all these years? well, no. it'll be towed. towed? in a parade? to celebrate procrastination pride! I gotta say, that's perfect. it is, rig…

  • Heaven and Girth

    hey fellas, ready to tee off? no jerry. somebody didn't book a tee-time. what? wasn't one of you gonna do it? that wasn't what we agreed, jerry. and now the course is booked all morning. dammit! so now what? well, we thought we'd just, you know, relax. i…


  • Pillar of Ba'al

    slave! I need you! yes, lord ba'al. look at this garbage text someone sent to me! a text? let's see. "they demolished the sacred pillar of ba'al, then tore down his temple and made it into a latrine, which it is to this day." well?! it's a quote from the…

  • Asylum

    lars, what the hell is going on? who knows, claude. we elected a madman. we did. and you know what neitzche said. yeah: madness is rare in individuals, but is the rule in nations. so he's not the madman, we are? he's a venal, narcissistic child. and us? w…

  • Iron Curtain

    the world is so divided, Curtis. it is, Leon. a shame. I'd sure like to see what it's like on the other side. me too. how bad can it be? that's what I'm thinking. I mean, how many blood-sucking vampires running things to feed their own vanity can possibly…


  • MVD

    what can I do for you comrade? I have an appointment to see the russian federation minister of internal affairs. have you now? you ever been inside here before? no. quite a place. yes. we try and keep it, shall I say, casual. you can definitely say that.…

  • Werewolf Underground

    hey lars, what's up? oh hi, fred. I'm headin' to the cell meeting. what meeting's that? the W.U. the what? shhh. not so loud. the Werewolf Underground. wow, what's that? it's, you know, a secret society. ah. underground! yeah. and it's a full moon tonight…

  • Necrodestination

    what're we doin' here, boss? it's the end of the line for our passenger. passenger? it's just you 'n me here. he's in the trunk. he is? I don't hear nothin'. he's beyond makin' noise. there's a shovel too. so? so get out and dig. why here? because this i…


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