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  • primordial ooze (that's mr. ooze, to you)

    behold: it is the stuff from which all life began. whattya mean? it's mud. exactly my point. well maybe you came from the mud, but I didn't. no? no way. I come from betelgeuse3. ah yes, a lovely little planetoid. yeah, and don't make fun of it. not me. I'…

  • soft spot

    I love those socks. do you? how sweet. you ready to take them off yet? what? nothing.

  • entrance to the underworld

    any news? nothing's gone in or come out, sir. how about on the 2-way radio? no word yet. wait a minute! I'm getting something! what is it? oh my god! it's the most awful screaming! yeah? I guess the product went over fairly well. are you sure? it sounds l…


  • past is prologue

    look at 'em, like ants. whattya mean, boss? they got no clue what's about to happen. you mean. . . yeah, the biggest bank job in the history of this town. that's cool boss. this time next week, I'll be living on easy street. me too? you might be a block…

  • revolutionary

    men, the British will attack from those trees. we have to hold this perimeter for Gen. Washington. so arm those muskets. keep your powder dry. sir, you have a call. a what? a call on your cell, sir. I think it's HQ. dammit, Peabody, I'm trying to stay in…

  • working class hero

    hey diego, what's up. oh nothing. edsel ford, henry's kid, wants me to paint some museum walls for him in the D. yeah? what does he want you to paint? I dunno. but it's gonna be all about creating stuff from the fruits of the earth, and industry in detroi…


  • suburban bloodshed

    this is it, men. the final battle. we're ready, sir. you'll have to call on all of your training to survive. we will, sir. nobody be a hero. we're in this together. got it? got it, sir. ok. today is my last test. then I retire. you'll go out on top sir. m…

  • introspection

    how is the project coming along? very well. except. . . except what? dammit! this has to perfect! well. . c'mon, out with it! well, your fly's open.

  • gates of eden

    want to go for a walk, edna? is it safe, stanley? yes, and it's a beautiful evening in paradise. ok, but don't forget to lock up. oh, we'll leave that to the warden.


  • the missing link

    what is that, stanley? I dunno, edna, but the sign says don't feed the animals. that thing's an animal? if it's all the same to you, I don't intend to get close enough to find out.

  • the inner circle

    lord, are you busy? what is it, archangel? just doing some housecleaning. our house needs cleaning? well, yes, lord, in fact it does. a bit. but I built it to be perfect forever. yes, lord, and it is, but a little maintenance can't hurt. well, if that sui…

  • on the town

    hey, mac, you need a cab? yeah. where to? take me to the nearest pawnshop. whaddya got to pawn? maybe I'll buy it. this ring. gimme 200 bucks, it's yours. what's it worth? cost me 10 grand. means nothing to me now. it's sweet. why ya want to sell it? beca…


  • dave's not here

    who's there? it's dave. who? dave, man. open up. dave? yeah, man. dave. dave's not here. no man, I'm dave. c'mon, open the door. dave? yeah! it's dave. who? dave, man! dave? dave's not here. listen to me. I'm dave, man. dave's not here, man, no I'm da…

  • snack food

    we await your orders, sire. are the centurions in place? indeed, sire, exactly as you directed. excellent. now these arrogant humans will learn a lesson. shall I give the signal, lord? not just yet. let me enjoy their pathetic ignorance. as you wish, o wi…

  • open city

    are we safe here? I think so. was it difficult crossing the frontier? I had to follow old shepherds' trails in the mountains. the border guards use dogs. those fascists are monsters. I hope to link up with the underground resistance. there is much to do.…


  • active sweeper

    what's the score? we're way behind. gotta pick it up a notch. no problem. leave it to me. are you sure you can you handle it? with my eyes closed. better take a big broom. it's a total mess in there. hey, I wasn't voted janitor of the month for nothing, y…

  • dr. west's medicine show and junk band

    give me your hand and I will read see your future. ok. hmmm. you will meet a tall, dark stranger. yeah? I see an ocean voyage. sure. beware of danger from unexpected places. of course. excuse me, but you seem to doubt what I'm saying. how can you tell? y…

  • constituency

    do we have a quorum? well, all the plants are here. think they'll vote for me? I bet that if these plants could vote, they would definitely vote for you. ok good.


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