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  • like a dog

    where you going? it's time. I gotta go. whaddya mean? it's almost midnight! yeah. they're waiting. who? my wolfen broth. . . forget it, you don't wanna know. you coming back? depends. if you hear dogs howling tonight, just go back to sleep. howling at wh…

  • rust belt

    sir knight, your new set of armor is quite original. whose handiwork is it, if I may ask? thank you, m'lady. twas forged for me by yonder blacksmith. it has a unique look about it. not shiny or oiled at all. in fact, it's rather scaly and flaking off. yes…

  • life is cheap

    we dig in here. they'll be coming this way. how do you know? experience. it counts. but what if you're wrong? then, it's very possible that we're dead. well, I don't want that. then you better hope I'm right. and that's it? no. start digging.


  • the other side

    the enemy is on the move, corporal. intelligence says there's millions of 'em. they do, sir? foreign invaders who want to destroy our civilization. well I'm not gonna let 'em. are the charges set? they are, sir, but. . . blow the bridge when they reach m…

  • triptych

    it's show and tell day, class. let's start with jimmy. would you explain your work to everyone, jimmy? yeah, miz eloise. it's a, you know, a painting. it's quite a statement, jimmy. almost like stained glass. yeah, but the church wasn't too happy about me…

  • abstract truth

    you know, sol, I think I got this world all figured out. yeah boss? how's that? I figured I'm entitled to get mine, and screw the rest. that's one way to look at it. is your theory based on any concrete reality or evidence? that's the screw the rest part.…


  • atrium

    darling, bring me an iced tea, would you? can't jeeves fetch it for you? he's off again today, darling. what? again? that's the 2nd day this year already! yes, we do spoil him, don't we. I'm going to have a stern talking-to with him. don't be too harsh, d…

  • wish fulfillment

    good morning, lord, how are you? hello, archangel. it's another beautiful day in paradise. it is, lord. I have a number of prayers from humans on earth for you, lord. not now, archangel. I'm busy thinking about fulfilling my own wish right now. oh? what w…

  • 9 to 5

    hey, floyd. back to work from the weekend? hi, Irv. yeah. I hate Mondays. me too. what's on the agenda for today? oh, gotta survey these mountains. do a lotta walking. ouch. that sucks. I'm in the office all day, doing paperwork, making calls. you lucky g…


  • social graces

    what are you doing today stanley? I'm having the servants spruce up the smaller dining hall, edna, for our spring fling. oh good. everyone's coming. the vanderbilts, the rockefellers. I hear maybe even the kennedys. not those radicals! we must learn to fo…

  • space/time continuum

    good morning, herr doktor. my boy, you're here just in time! behold my new invention! I can now merge space and time! distance has been rendered irrelevant! wow, that's great, doktor. what does it do? you are about to see! just step into my specially-desi…

  • lab rats

    what are you working on, consort? we are examining the remains of this human, sire. yes? for what purpose? we will attempt to replicate the organism, so as to insert our own cell structure into the body cavity, for re-deployment on earth, and eradication…


  • true religion

    why are we here? you mean you don't know? it's a total mystery to me. I've been wrestling with that issue for years. not me. I know why I'm here. really? you figured out the secrets of the universe? what? no way. I'm here for the free fish fry. actually,…

  • space invader

    hey joey, where ya going? hey paulie, I'm picking up my new ride. wait till you see it. it's a totally sweet machine. ok cool. but joey, do you mind not sticking your face right into mine when you're talking? I mean it's, you know, a little uncomfortable.…

  • chaos theory

    how are things on earth, archangel? dismal, lord. humans refuse to take responsibilty for their actions. record snow means no global warming to them. climate versus weather. old issue. they can't see the forest for the trees, lord. or the steam from the t…


  • back in black

    edna, in honor of spring, I got us a new car. wonderful, stanley! what kind of Bentley did you get this time? actually, edna, it's an old Chevy convertible. just like the one you and I used to date in. remember those days? stanley! you were scandalous bac…

  • the nuclear option

    ok boys, are we ready to play some ball? I am, but since I brought the ball, I get to pitch. whoa, dude. you know you're not the best pitcher. you can play infield or outfield. forget that. if I can't pitch, I'm taking my ball and going home. but that wou…

  • quantum weirdness

    good morning, herr doktor. ah! my boy! look at this. I've proven that reality is completely dependent upon the minds of the subjects that perceive it! what does that mean? it means that, until you walked into the lab just now, you did not exist! just as a…


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