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  • new history of time

    what are you working on, herr Doktor? my boy, I know just what the world needs most. more sex toys? what? no! we need a new history! the one we've got is completely inadequate. and we're stuck with it, because it can't be changed. until now that is. ha ha…

  • metaphysics

    what are you doing today, joey? I'm examining the nature of the universe, existence and being. how about you? I'm gonna make a sandwich, and then I think I'll wash my underwear. sounds productive. hey, I'm ambitious that way.

  • Ig Nobel prize

    good morning, herr Doktor, how are you? my boy! isn't it marvelous? I've won the greatest prize of all! prize? you mean, a Nobel prize? not exactly! I've won the far rarer and more prestigious Ig Nobel prize! Ig Nobel? that's good. I guess. what did you w…


  • don't look now

    you ever think you're being watched everywhere? not really. why? I dunno. just a feeling.

  • confession

    do you remember what you did? no. I don't. what are you talking about? it'll go much easier for you if you just confess. confess? to what? don't make this difficult. boss don't like it. ok. ok. I confess. I did it. can I go now? yeah. soon as you do your…

  • male idiot theory

    where have you been? oh, just exploring. ruins? all alone? sure. what could go wrong? nothing at all. well, there was the time I fell in that hole in the floor. I remember. why are you asking? I'm just adding data to my little theory. what theory is that?…


  • passing lane

    excuse me. are you going to park here? what? no! actually, I'm trying to get somewhere. and I'm in somewhat of a hurry, if you don't mind. oh, because it looks like you're driving in circles. yeah, well that's the story of my life. don't feel bad. mine to…

  • genome

    good morning, herr doktor. my boy, what do you think of my new laboratory? it's a little. . . worn. isn't it? it's perfect for my newest creation! what's that, doktor? I've discovered a new human genome! I've been culturing it, and it's almost ready! is i…

  • modern life

    I'm cleaning out that crap in the basement, edna. not my fabulous antiques and artifacts! a fixation with material objects is not healthy, edna. but they mean so much to me! the memories! oh yeah? do you remember when we met? well yes, sort of. what was I…


  • bus stop

    good morning, ed. how's it going? fine, mark. except my bus is late. bus? you catch a bus here? yeah, the 8:15. can't understand what's keeping it. uh, ed, I don't think that bus runs here anymore. you're kidding! guess I'll have to hitch a ride. hitch? w…

  • motherhood

    what a cute baby! what's his name? we're not sure, but we like Ernie. baby Ernie! it's perfect! yes, well, we'll see.

  • reconnaissance

    they'll attack here. power up the recon equipment. equipment? did we bring any? of course not! it's right here! get on it! right. but how do I. . . power it up? are you blind? you move this rock; then this piece of wood. uh, sure. maybe I'll add a rock or…


  • door prize

    knock knock. who's there? you have to ask?

  • speed demon

    is the car ready? all warmed up and waiting for you boss. did you get me a fast one this time? like a bat outa hell. that last getaway car was an antique. a joke. oh. an antique? that ancient thing got me put away for 5 years. I sure don't want that to ha…

  • second glance

    is it time? it's always time. good.


  • quantum equivalents

    hey man, how's it going? don't ask. my girlfriend moved out. wow, that sucks. yeah, but it feels like she's still here. yeah, how?. I can feel her blow-drying her hair. really? yeah, and eating. and. . . kissing. damn. I don't even want to think what that…

  • third-body problem

    hey, joey. what's up, sal? joey, you been hanging around my girl? me? no way. you know, me and her relate in a very certain way. yeah? and a third person would mess that all up. I don't want that. me neither. it would get all out of whack. that's not good…

  • new order

    my boy, one day this will all be yours. really? you mean it's yours now? yes. awesome, isn't it? totally. you've done wonders with it. it was nothing. so I see.


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