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  • white trash

    man, those McCoys make me mad. what is it now, Vern? just look at them. eating and drinking and carrying on in public. making complete fools of themselves. it's not like you don't do the same, Vern. but they're such low-lifes! they have no sense of . . .…

  • inner-state blues

    hey marvin, let's go out to the bar. no can do, man. I gotta get up early and drive over to the west side of the state. and you know how much I hate to drive. hey, it's no sweat. just pop in your phone and listen to tunes. the miles will just melt away. y…

  • Lars Attacks

    sir! I'm receiving some very disturbing deep-space radio signals! I think we may be. . . under attack! what?! where are the signals coming from, corporal? I can't really say, but they're very loud. I'm raising the threat level to Def Con 1. it appears we'…


  • all-name team

    men, we've got a big game today. we know, coach. very big. we cannot take those guys lightly. we won't, coach. so here's what we're gonna do. I'm putting in the all-name team for this game. the. . . what? the all-name team. Irons! Steele! Sword! Swett! Pa…

  • watching the river flow

    ok, gang, follow along: wish I was back in the city, instead of this old bank of sand. with the sun beating down on the chimney tops, and the one I love so close at hand. if I had wings, and I could fly, I know where I would go. but right now, I'll jus…

  • natural science

    lord, a moment? good evening, archangel. what can I do for you? a thought struck me lord. the earth, as you know, is bountiful. that's how you made it. but it's resources cannot go on forever, can they? I made it bountiful, yes. and then left it to humans…


  • home sweet home

    I'm going to advertise for another roommate. to live here? you nuts? I don't even know why we're here. it would help having someone else to split the rent with. rent? we don't pay rent. isn't that the only reason we're here? yeah, but the company sucks. w…

  • time out

    we better hurry, ed, we're gonna be late. just a second, leo. I'm trying to enjoy the view. ed, the view will be here. but if we don't move, we won't. hold it, will ya? I think I just spotted a black-bellied whistling duck! my first one! you'll be whistli…

  • artisan

    edna, I'm going to the store. do you need anything? no thank you, stanley. but when you get back, would you please cut the legs down on the bed in the master suite? what? why? remember, stanley? the pope is coming to stay for a few days? the pope? like TH…


  • hard-core

    hey, eddie, you busy? not really. what's happening, bert? I could use some help cleaning up my place. your place needs cleaning? I think so, but then, I'm a neat freak. yeah, I'm sure you are.

  • riparian rights

    lunch on the patio. such a good idea, stanley. I thought you'd enjoy it, edna. I do. and I adore our new lake. thank you for buying it for me, stanley. nothing is too good for you, dear. however, earlier I thought I noticed people I didn't recognize walki…

  • learning curve

    how's it going with the bathroom addition, floyd? great, lou. but it turned out to be a little more complicated than I planned. oh? how can a bathroom be complicated? well, the wife wanted a little more space, maybe a few extra windows, higher ceiling, yo…


  • a walk in the world

    where are you going? nowhere. and everywhere. what do you mean? I walk the earth. well, so do I. but usually to get somewhere. besides. I don't have a car. ok, well, call me when you get. . . wherever. you want to just drive me? hop in. let's go. that's m…

  • home on the range

    how do you do, good lady. I am traversing my realm. I am Cedric, your king. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. a what? if you're a king, then we're living in a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class i…

  • original sin

    hey adam, how are things? oh hello eve. I was just thinking of you. yeah? what about? I was wondering if you ate that apple. the one the snake offered me? not yet. should I? I'm thinking yes. how come? well, you see how we're both naked and all? are we?…


  • speaking truth to power

    lord, a moment? what is it, archangel? I'm a little busy. it's earth, lord. they're making it worse. now what have those truant humans done? economic disparity is at an all time high, lord. why tell me. I'm no economist. I'm just the Lord. their corporate…

  • first world problems

    how's it going, jerry? it sucks is how it's going. whaddya mean? I mean I can't fit my new truck into the garage. no shit? yeah. I gotta either park it in the driveway, or make the garage bigger. and I do not want to park it outside, know what I mean? to…

  • event horizon

    navigator, are we on course for arcturus3? yes, captain; however, I'm detecting a major disturbance in this sector. oh? what kind of disturbance? I don't know, sir, but the ship is being sucked into something enormously huge. in fact, we're approaching li…


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