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  • pagan bullshit

    come see what I've unearthed, my boy! isn't it exciting? what are they, doktor? obviously, these ancient timbers are all that remains of an indigenous civilization that dwelt on these shores. miraculously, they've somehow survived for millennia. gee. that…

  • on the loose

    you know where we're headed? don't care. how come? I'm just along for the ride. with me? you got it.

  • atom smasher

    how do you like my new invention? what's it do? you see all this? this. . . devastation? yeah, I see it. so what? that's what it does. no offense, but I'm not sure we need your invention. we can do this pretty much by ourselves. yes, I was hoping you woul…


  • road kill

    I am sick and tired of this ridiculous traffic. me too. but you gotta deal with it. no I don't. not anymore. yeah? how you gonna swing that? you gonna make those cars all disappear? actually, in a manner of speaking, I am.

  • industrial disease

    you like the paint job? it's awesome. I think it really transforms the place. yeah. it's now officially dead. think so? I can live with that. good to know.

  • zombie bait

    we gonna set the trap right here. cool. how's it gonna work? zombies love this place. they come through here all the time. we gonna give 'em something they can't refuse. and then: pow! no more zombies. a trap, huh? yeah. using bait. awesome. what kind of…


  • work of fiction

    here's the coffee you ordered, boss. hey, whatcha writin'? my memoirs. the world needs to hear what I have to say. yeah? what's that? I'm gonna tell 'em the truth. the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I ain't leavin' nothin' out. so, it's fictional…

  • the recesses of (what's left of) my mind

    how'd you get here? from over there. no way. nobody's ever come from there. And that's just the way I like it. figures.

  • you rock me

    what'll you have? just a cup of coffee, thanks. there you go. that'll be a buck. really? I remember when coffee was 25 cents. yeah, well, drink it slow. maybe it'll feel like a buck's worth. will it taste like it too? can't promise you that. thought not.


  • civil defense

    I'm heading for the lookout position. let's go. sure. just let me finish making my sandwich. c'mon man! we don't have time for that! this is important! we're the first line of defense in case of an attack! somebody planning to attack us? well, no. not rig…

  • ba'al joint

    disciple! come here! yes, my lord ba'al. what is it? the time has come. I'm dedicating my new palace. so soon, lord? you've hardly gotten over that. . . unfortunate eviction, you were forced to endure. silence! that was an aberration! just look at it! gaz…

  • plausible deniability

    is this the place where we're gonna do it, boss? not we, joey. you. I was never here. you got that? sure, boss, sure. but, uh, what about him? what about him? well, he knows you're here, don't he? that is a very temporary problem. one which you are going…


  • palace coup

    I finally found a good investment counselor. that's good. what's his plan? get this: real estate! wow. not the stock market? no! he's got these hot properties. and I can get them at rock-bottom prices! wow. they're a little under water, but I'm not to wor…

  • sociopath

    dude, you hear we got challenged? no. by who? by the 12th Street gang. again. those punks? what do they want? they want to rumble. tonight. under the tracks. fine by me. let's do it. we gonna round up the rest of the gang? nope. don't need 'em. we don't?…

  • frontal lobe

    good morning, herr doktor. how are you? excellent, my boy! excellent! come here, quickly! I believe I've made an astounding scientific breakthrough! oh? what is it this time, doktor? my boy, I think that I've unlocked the secret of time itself! wow. that'…


  • rainbow collective

    hey boss, I finished what you wanted me to do. come check it out. ok, let's see. what the? wait a minute! what is this? whaddya mean? you asked me to paint the bridge. you don't like it? paint the bridge? no you idiot! I asked you to decorate the fridge…

  • bad boy

    I've sent another message to earth, archangel. I see it, lord. quite impressive. you like that bad boy? it's just a small sign of things to come, if humans don't get their act together. I don't like how they're treating my world. I have to say I'm doubtfu…

  • I get around

    my lord ba'al! you got a new ride! pretty sweet, don't you think? I got it in Detroit. it's a little. . . rough, isn't it? it'll be perfect on the lot. never let it be said that ba'al doesn't have the best variety of used cars in New Jersey! that's quite…


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