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  • sid lives

    see? I told you. you told me? you said he's alive. well there's your proof. I told you. this? what does this prove? sid lives, just like it says. sid? I don't know any sid! I don't care about sid! I don't need to find sid! you don't? then why'd you ask…

  • fish or cut bait

    any luck? so-so. what are you using for bait? my ex-partner. your. . . what? he was a crook. got what was coming to him. now he's fish food. might be an acquired taste. I figure by this time tomorrow the fish will decide they like him. the, uh, bait will…

  • habitual offender

    how do I get off of this island? you? you don't. whaddya mean, I don't? I've seen enough of this place. i want off. you don't get it. they decided you committed one crime too many. therefore, you're staying. crime? I didn't commit no crime! that's not wha…


  • life, or something like it

    frankie, I've made up my mind. yeah? what about, joey? I'm getting out of this life. gonna do something useful for a change. useful like what? I dunno. maybe I'll write a book. yeah? what'll you call it? oh, something like the life and times of a no-good,…

  • the F-word

    hello all you radio listeners out there. I'm your dj through the night, the electrifying mojo. I have a special treat for you terminal insomniacs. live from the shelter, it's post-punk from savages, and their cult favorite song, fuckers. ah, dwayne? can y…

  • incognito

    slave! I desire mead! yes, my lord ba'al. but lord, why are you riding this human public transportation? I am traveling incognito through this realm, taking stock of my adoring and abundant worshipers. if only they knew who was among them. yes, and speaki…


  • the deep end

    ok class, let's start today's swim lesson. what are we doing today, teacher? more dog paddling? no. you're going into the deep end of the pool. I suggest you watch out for a few things. what's that? chunks of cement and rusty rebar. very sharp. that soun…

  • purge

    hello comrade arkady, how was the committee meeting? terrible, sergei sergeivich. just terrible. in fact, there's going to be a purge. what? how awful! I thought we got over that after comrade Stalin died! millions of innocents slaughtered! families wipe…

  • in the zone

    hey buddy, you can't park here. gee, officer, I'm just running in to pick up something. doesn't matter. you can't park here. well, can you drive around the block while I go in? you want me to drive your car? how about it? that's a little unusual. and buy…


  • luna sea

    what's with the wet suit, roy? hey, dwayne. I'm going for a swim tonight. yeah? yeah. across the bay. what? in the dark? that's crazy! how will you see? I'll be lighting the way with my phone. but that's just. . . lunacy, right? maybe you shouldl charge…

  • ruling class

    stanley, did the servants water the grass today? jeeves saw to it, edna. I love our backyard. me too dear. when will the new wall be installed? soon, edna. one must remain vigilant in these times. thank god I have you stanley. you do, dear. you do.

  • cannon fodder

    hey, jake, what's up? oh hi, mel. I'm test firing the cannons today. make sure they work. cannons? we have cannons here? what the hell for? well, you know. this is a fort. we have to guard the bay. like from invasion and stuff. dude! this is the 21st cent…


  • dirty habit

    good evening herr doktor, how are you? ah, there you are my boy. just in time. oh? just in time for what? you can help me test the durability of convent gardening outfits. here, put this on. but doktor, this is a nun's habit. you want me to wear it? it's…

  • the speed of darkness

    how are you today, lord? very well, archangel. just catching up on my reading. oh? what? humans' theories on the nature of the universe, the speed of light, that kind of thing. they've got some interesting ideas, don't they? quite. one of these days, mayb…

  • life sucks

    man it is one hot day, isn't it. it is. I'm gonna go for a swim. good idea. where? right here. dude. you can't do that! why not? well for one, it's like a military zone here. and for another, you see those pump grates? you got any idea what they do? not r…


  • why me

    man, I hate crowds. me too. so what are we doing here? we came for the beer, remember? but I don't drink beer. and you can get me another one, thanks. now I know why I'm here. sharp as a tack, jerry, aintcha. no doubt

  • born to raise hell

    get in. it's time to hit the road. where are we going? as far away from here as possible. yeah? yeah. and if we find trouble, so much the better. I hear that.

  • being and nothingness

    hello? is anybody home? that depends. who are you? sorry, I couldn't find the door bell. I'm trying to get through college and wondered if you'd like to purchase one of these fine magazines. do you live here? can't say live. it's an existence. perhaps a…


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