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  • cannon fodder

    hey, jake, what's up? oh hi, mel. I'm test firing the cannons today. make sure they work. cannons? we have cannons here? what the hell for? well, you know. this is a fort. we have to guard the bay. like from invasion and stuff. dude! this is the 21st cent…

  • dirty habit

    good evening herr doktor, how are you? ah, there you are my boy. just in time. oh? just in time for what? you can help me test the durability of convent gardening outfits. here, put this on. but doktor, this is a nun's habit. you want me to wear it? it's…

  • the speed of darkness

    how are you today, lord? very well, archangel. just catching up on my reading. oh? what? humans' theories on the nature of the universe, the speed of light, that kind of thing. they've got some interesting ideas, don't they? quite. one of these days, mayb…


  • life sucks

    man it is one hot day, isn't it. it is. I'm gonna go for a swim. good idea. where? right here. dude. you can't do that! why not? well for one, it's like a military zone here. and for another, you see those pump grates? you got any idea what they do? not r…

  • why me

    man, I hate crowds. me too. so what are we doing here? we came for the beer, remember? but I don't drink beer. and you can get me another one, thanks. now I know why I'm here. sharp as a tack, jerry, aintcha. no doubt

  • born to raise hell

    get in. it's time to hit the road. where are we going? as far away from here as possible. yeah? yeah. and if we find trouble, so much the better. I hear that.


  • being and nothingness

    hello? is anybody home? that depends. who are you? sorry, I couldn't find the door bell. I'm trying to get through college and wondered if you'd like to purchase one of these fine magazines. do you live here? can't say live. it's an existence. perhaps a…

  • eve of destruction

    hey, eve, it's been awhile. who's your little friend? adam! how are you? this is charley! isn't he cute? he's not the cute one, eve. oh you. so do you miss eden? I guess. but I've met some interesting people, out here in the world. what about me? do you…

  • silencer

    damn. the sun's in my eyes. here. put these on. but they're not sunglasses. no, but maybe they'll get you to shut up. how will they do that? cause if they don't, this gag will.


  • fortress of solitude

    hey superman, what's up? oh, hi there batman. everything ok with you? no worries, thanks. just thought I'd stop by, see if you want to grab something to eat. nah, thanks. I'm a little busy on my fortress. the fortress? but we're in the north woods. isn't…

  • party people

    hey, louie, looks like you got quite a party going here. just a little get-together with a few of my closest friends is all. mind if I join in? you got an invite? well, no. sorry pal. maybe next year. gee. can I least warm this hot dog over the fire? hot…

  • garden party

    stanley, didn't I ask you to cut the grass in the backyard? I'm having my ladies tea today! I'll get right to it, edna. what have you been waiting for stanley? I can't find my domestic outdoor work outfit! you know how much I like wearing it. oh do hurry…


  • singularity

    we have come to water, sire. at last. our legions are parched. this is a hostile world, lord. but we will conquer it all the same. you know best, o wise one. true. now bring me a dung cake. my mandibles are dry. at once, magnificent one. and have someone…

  • anti-matter

    good morning, comrade. what's new? I spoke to the commissar. oh? yeah. about the fact that we haven't gotten a pay raise for 5 years. was he receptive? I'm not sure. his words were, 'that does not matter.' so what do you think? I think we're out of luck,…

  • angels flying low

    there they go again. who? my former classmates at angel school. show-offs. you're an angel? would be if I wasn't kicked out. look at them. they're just rubbing it in. really? that's not very nice. hey, they've got it made. they don't have to be nice. but…


  • war machine

    what is this thing? it's top secret. what's it do? it's got a dozen surround-sound speakers inside, for an amazing omni-directional effect. we call it 'the war machine.' how come? we liked that better than 'my pretty pony.' really? it was a tough choice.…

  • signal to noise ratio

    what'll you have, stranger? whiskey, barkeep. straight up. and leave the bottle. where you call home? oh, not far from here, corner of bedlam and squalor. I think I know it. that's a pity. here's your bottle. you really gonna go through the whole thing? w…

  • to the future

    what's this line for? it's a show of solidarity. you know, for the workers. but why a line? well, we've been ordered to march to the capital and rally. ordered? by who? by the great leader, of course. but it's a holiday. what if you have other things to…


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