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  • angels flying low

    there they go again. who? my former classmates at angel school. show-offs. you're an angel? would be if I wasn't kicked out. look at them. they're just rubbing it in. really? that's not very nice. hey, they've got it made. they don't have to be nice. but…

  • war machine

    what is this thing? it's top secret. what's it do? it's got a dozen surround-sound speakers inside, for an amazing omni-directional effect. we call it 'the war machine.' how come? we liked that better than 'my pretty pony.' really? it was a tough choice.…

  • signal to noise ratio

    what'll you have, stranger? whiskey, barkeep. straight up. and leave the bottle. where you call home? oh, not far from here, corner of bedlam and squalor. I think I know it. that's a pity. here's your bottle. you really gonna go through the whole thing? w…


  • to the future

    what's this line for? it's a show of solidarity. you know, for the workers. but why a line? well, we've been ordered to march to the capital and rally. ordered? by who? by the great leader, of course. but it's a holiday. what if you have other things to…

  • wild life

    hey marv. just thought I'd call to see if you got plans for tonight. I got big plans, dave. big big big. yeah? what's up? gonna party like there's no tomorrow is what. cool. where's the party at? it's at leon's. leon? the beaver? isn't he a stick-in-the-…

  • obsolete

    what are they? old cassette tapes. you made them? yeah. it was an alternative to therapy. how'd that go? not too well, but it was a lot less expensive.


  • your fears are justified

    lord? yes, archangel? your trees are suffering, lord. on earth? how so? man. noxious fumes. over-development. humans have done this? to my beautiful trees? yes, lord. they're dying. along with many other creations. this is not acceptable, archangel. no, l…

  • size matters

    sit down, agent 909, we have a new assignment for you. glad to hear it, sir. you might not think so when I tell you what it is. the odds against you this time are, frankly, overwhelming. well, you know what they say, 'It's not the size of the dog in the f…

  • no shit

    how do you like the new headquarters, vinnie? this? we're moving in here? well, yeah. what, you don't like it? what's to like? it's a dump. don't let the boss hear you say that. ever. right! I mean, it's perfect! just needs a little fixing up. no shit.


  • NKVD

    what is this place, comrade? you don't want to know. why not? the bodies. they are all buried in there. bodies? enemies of the state. who buried them? Народный комиссариат внутренних дел. the People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs. never heard of it.…

  • Archaeopteryx food

    where are you taking me? you'll love this place. no human has ever set foot here. is it safe? totally! except for Archaeopteryx, of course. what? that's like a dinosaur! yes. a small but very hungry one, not as hungry as Kosmoceratops though. that guy is…

  • water soluble

    can we camp here? sure why not? well, it's a long way down to the water. is that a problem? no, it's getting back up that's the problem. you could always call a cab. you think? not really.


  • pedal to the metal

    stanley, you're driving too fast! edna, I know this road like the back of my hand. do you want to experience what the back of my hand feels like, stanley? what's that? I mean, say, it's so picturesque here, how about we slow down and take in the sights? t…

  • vick likes rockburne

    it's about this wide. what is? the new TV I want to get. I'm so glad you thought I needed to know that. anytime.

  • keeping it real

    I can't believe summer is over. me neither. but at least we have christmas to look forward to. christmas? man, I hate christmas. all the pretense and phony righteousness. yeah, but my kids love santa claus. how old are they? 12 and 13. and they still beli…


  • bad neighborhood

    may I help you? yes, I'm here about the rental. the what? don't you have an ad to rent this place? this place? why, uh. . . yes! absolutely! good. my only concern is the neighborhood. it's the best! you won't have any problems. none at all. that's good t…

  • gods and monsters

    hello herr doktor, what are you doing out here on the beach? my boy, I am on at the verge of mastering the forces of nature! again? this time I mean it! with my new discovery, all the world will be at my feet! that's great doktor. in the meantime, since y…

  • new drug

    how's it going, earl? just another day, bob. know what I mean? how'd you like to spice it up a bit? how's that? there's this new drug. I think you'll like it. yeah? it'll give you a whole new perception on things. sounds interesting. you're not color bli…


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