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  • wish fulfillment

    good morning, lord, how are you? hello, archangel. it's another beautiful day in paradise. it is, lord. I have a number of prayers from humans on earth for you, lord. not now, archangel. I'm busy thinking about fulfilling my own wish right now. oh? what w…

  • 9 to 5

    hey, floyd. back to work from the weekend? hi, Irv. yeah. I hate Mondays. me too. what's on the agenda for today? oh, gotta survey these mountains. do a lotta walking. ouch. that sucks. I'm in the office all day, doing paperwork, making calls. you lucky g…

  • social graces

    what are you doing today stanley? I'm having the servants spruce up the smaller dining hall, edna, for our spring fling. oh good. everyone's coming. the vanderbilts, the rockefellers. I hear maybe even the kennedys. not those radicals! we must learn to fo…


  • space/time continuum

    good morning, herr doktor. my boy, you're here just in time! behold my new invention! I can now merge space and time! distance has been rendered irrelevant! wow, that's great, doktor. what does it do? you are about to see! just step into my specially-desi…

  • lab rats

    what are you working on, consort? we are examining the remains of this human, sire. yes? for what purpose? we will attempt to replicate the organism, so as to insert our own cell structure into the body cavity, for re-deployment on earth, and eradication…

  • true religion

    why are we here? you mean you don't know? it's a total mystery to me. I've been wrestling with that issue for years. not me. I know why I'm here. really? you figured out the secrets of the universe? what? no way. I'm here for the free fish fry. actually,…


  • space invader

    hey joey, where ya going? hey paulie, I'm picking up my new ride. wait till you see it. it's a totally sweet machine. ok cool. but joey, do you mind not sticking your face right into mine when you're talking? I mean it's, you know, a little uncomfortable.…

  • chaos theory

    how are things on earth, archangel? dismal, lord. humans refuse to take responsibilty for their actions. record snow means no global warming to them. climate versus weather. old issue. they can't see the forest for the trees, lord. or the steam from the t…

  • back in black

    edna, in honor of spring, I got us a new car. wonderful, stanley! what kind of Bentley did you get this time? actually, edna, it's an old Chevy convertible. just like the one you and I used to date in. remember those days? stanley! you were scandalous bac…


  • the nuclear option

    ok boys, are we ready to play some ball? I am, but since I brought the ball, I get to pitch. whoa, dude. you know you're not the best pitcher. you can play infield or outfield. forget that. if I can't pitch, I'm taking my ball and going home. but that wou…

  • quantum weirdness

    good morning, herr doktor. ah! my boy! look at this. I've proven that reality is completely dependent upon the minds of the subjects that perceive it! what does that mean? it means that, until you walked into the lab just now, you did not exist! just as a…

  • my way or the highway

    filbert, do you have the latest projections? yes, sir. production quotas will definitely meet our expectations this quarter. good. what about next quarter. well, we're anticipating a slight downturn in sales. due to market factors. sir. I don't like that…


  • foregone conclusion

    good morning, herr doktor. look at this, my boy! my theory has been completely substantiated! what theory is that, doktor? psycho-ceramics! psycho-ceramics? what's that? it's my essential study of cracked pots! previously thought to exist only in scientis…

  • love gangster

    edna, pack your things. we're going away. where to stanley? you'll see. I found a quiet little hideaway to which we can escape. oh stanley! just for us, and nobody else? a tiny little love nest all our own. but we will have servants, of course, won't we,…

  • creature comforts

    is there anything you need? just this. good.


  • nature's way

    supplicant! come here! I need you! yes, my lord ba'al? I've decided to open a second used car lot. and I've found the perfect location. here, lord? but it's pristine high desert country! your lot in New Jersey isn't enough? I'm feeling antsy. and the loca…

  • comfort food

    what would you like for dinner, stanley? actually, edna, I was kind of hoping for meat loaf and mashed potatoes. you know, like dear mumsy used to make? of course, stanley. but your mother? she never cooked a day in her life. her staff of servants took ca…

  • not a crime

    he's in here. somewhere. the building's huge. how are we gonna find him? I got a plan. yeah? yeah. we have the city condemn the place and blow it up. gee, can we do that? no problem. I got friends in the building department. but this place is architectura…


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