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  • artisan

    edna, I'm going to the store. do you need anything? no thank you, stanley. but when you get back, would you please cut the legs down on the bed in the master suite? what? why? remember, stanley? the pope is coming to stay for a few days? the pope? like TH…

  • hard-core

    hey, eddie, you busy? not really. what's happening, bert? I could use some help cleaning up my place. your place needs cleaning? I think so, but then, I'm a neat freak. yeah, I'm sure you are.

  • riparian rights

    lunch on the patio. such a good idea, stanley. I thought you'd enjoy it, edna. I do. and I adore our new lake. thank you for buying it for me, stanley. nothing is too good for you, dear. however, earlier I thought I noticed people I didn't recognize walki…


  • learning curve

    how's it going with the bathroom addition, floyd? great, lou. but it turned out to be a little more complicated than I planned. oh? how can a bathroom be complicated? well, the wife wanted a little more space, maybe a few extra windows, higher ceiling, yo…

  • a walk in the world

    where are you going? nowhere. and everywhere. what do you mean? I walk the earth. well, so do I. but usually to get somewhere. besides. I don't have a car. ok, well, call me when you get. . . wherever. you want to just drive me? hop in. let's go. that's m…

  • home on the range

    how do you do, good lady. I am traversing my realm. I am Cedric, your king. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. a what? if you're a king, then we're living in a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class i…


  • original sin

    hey adam, how are things? oh hello eve. I was just thinking of you. yeah? what were you thinking? I was wondering if you ate that apple yet. the one the snake offered me? no I haven't. should I? I'm thinking yes. how come? well, you see how we're both na…

  • speaking truth to power

    lord, a moment? what is it, archangel? I'm a little busy. it's earth, lord. they're making it worse. now what have those truant humans done? economic disparity is at an all time high, lord. why tell me. I'm no economist. I'm just the Lord. their corporate…

  • first world problems

    how's it going, jerry? it sucks is how it's going. whaddya mean? I mean I can't fit my new truck into the garage. no shit? yeah. I gotta either park it in the driveway, or make the garage bigger. and I do not want to park it outside, know what I mean? to…


  • event horizon

    navigator, are we on course for arcturus3? yes, captain; however, I'm detecting a major disturbance in this sector. oh? what kind of disturbance? I don't know, sir, but the ship is being sucked into something enormously huge. in fact, we're approaching li…

  • captivated

    can I come out now? but I'm not done looking at you yet. I'm not done looking at you, either. that's good.

  • the way

    hey! my canteen is leaking! so that explains why I smelled gin. it doesn't matter. we're definitely headed in the right direction. I don't think so. we're going that way. yeah? who died and made you trail master? new rule: you drink, I'll drive. actually…


  • true faith

    here we are. my favorite fishing hole. this is what you've been raving about? it's can't miss. you'll see. and why should I believe you? have I ever steered you wrong? you want I should get out the list? no, that shouldn't be necessary. I thought not.

  • zombie apocalypse

    stanley, I'm going to have jeeves prepare the great hall for the dinner party that's fine, edna. it's funny though. I noticed something last time I stopped in there. oh? what was that? it was probably nothing. just a feeling, like someone was, I don't kno…

  • fiefdom

    is the lord of the manor home? oh, he's around here somewhere, surveying his domain. well, when he returns, would you let him know that it's time to take out the garbage? with pleasure.


  • conservation of energy

    wanna go to the market with me? we need a few things. nah, I'm working on a new experiment, and I may be close to a breakthrough. what experiment? you've been lying on the damn couch all day! that's the point. it's all about conservation of energy. a very…

  • prisoner of conscience

    will you please come out now? you've been in there for almost a year. no. I must stay. I'm taking a political stand against the government. what stand? nobody but me even knows you're here. and I can't get home cooking anywhere else like I get from you. s…

  • chappaqua

    who keeps a motorcycle in their apartment? I mean, what the hell is the matter with you? well. . . you know what the landlord is going to say? what are you an idiot? um. that is. . .


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