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  • back in black

    edna, in honor of spring, I got us a new car. wonderful, stanley! what kind of Bentley did you get this time? actually, edna, it's an old Chevy convertible. just like the one you and I used to date in. remember those days? stanley! you were scandalous bac…

  • the nuclear option

    ok boys, are we ready to play some ball? I am, but since I brought the ball, I get to pitch. whoa, dude. you know you're not the best pitcher. you can play infield or outfield. forget that. if I can't pitch, I'm taking my ball and going home. but that wou…

  • quantum weirdness

    good morning, herr doktor. ah! my boy! look at this. I've proven that reality is completely dependent upon the minds of the subjects that perceive it! what does that mean? it means that, until you walked into the lab just now, you did not exist! just as a…


  • my way or the highway

    filbert, do you have the latest projections? yes, sir. production quotas will definitely meet our expectations this quarter. good. what about next quarter. well, we're anticipating a slight downturn in sales. due to market factors. sir. I don't like that…

  • foregone conclusion

    good morning, herr doktor. look at this, my boy! my theory has been completely substantiated! what theory is that, doktor? psycho-ceramics! psycho-ceramics? what's that? it's my essential study of cracked pots! previously thought to exist only in scientis…

  • love gangster

    edna, pack your things. we're going away. where to stanley? you'll see. I found a quiet little hideaway to which we can escape. oh stanley! just for us, and nobody else? a tiny little love nest all our own. but we will have servants, of course, won't we,…


  • creature comforts

    is there anything you need? just this. good.

  • nature's way

    supplicant! come here! I need you! yes, my lord ba'al? I've decided to open a second used car lot. and I've found the perfect location. here, lord? but it's pristine high desert country! your lot in New Jersey isn't enough? I'm feeling antsy. and the loca…

  • comfort food

    what would you like for dinner, stanley? actually, edna, I was kind of hoping for meat loaf and mashed potatoes. you know, like dear mumsy used to make? of course, stanley. but your mother? she never cooked a day in her life. her staff of servants took ca…


  • not a crime

    he's in here. somewhere. the building's huge. how are we gonna find him? I got a plan. yeah? yeah. we have the city condemn the place and blow it up. gee, can we do that? no problem. I got friends in the building department. but this place is architectura…

  • new history of time

    what are you working on, herr Doktor? my boy, I know just what the world needs most. more sex toys? what? no! we need a new history! the one we've got is completely inadequate. and we're stuck with it, because it can't be changed. until now that is. ha ha…

  • metaphysics

    what are you doing today, joey? I'm examining the nature of the universe, existence and being. how about you? I'm gonna make a sandwich, and then I think I'll wash my underwear. sounds productive. hey, I'm ambitious that way.


  • Ig Nobel prize

    good morning, herr Doktor, how are you? my boy! isn't it marvelous? I've won the greatest prize of all! prize? you mean, a Nobel prize? not exactly! I've won the far rarer and more prestigious Ig Nobel prize! Ig Nobel? that's good. I guess. what did you w…

  • don't look now

    you ever think you're being watched everywhere? not really. why? I dunno. just a feeling.

  • confession

    do you remember what you did? no. I don't. what are you talking about? it'll go much easier for you if you just confess. confess? to what? don't make this difficult. boss don't like it. ok. ok. I confess. I did it. can I go now? yeah. soon as you do your…


  • male idiot theory

    where have you been? oh, just exploring. ruins? all alone? sure. what could go wrong? nothing at all. well, there was the time I fell in that hole in the floor. I remember. why are you asking? I'm just adding data to my little theory. what theory is that?…

  • passing lane

    excuse me. are you going to park here? what? no! actually, I'm trying to get somewhere. and I'm in somewhat of a hurry, if you don't mind. oh, because it looks like you're driving in circles. yeah, well that's the story of my life. don't feel bad. mine to…

  • genome

    good morning, herr doktor. my boy, what do you think of my new laboratory? it's a little. . . worn. isn't it? it's perfect for my newest creation! what's that, doktor? I've discovered a new human genome! I've been culturing it, and it's almost ready! is i…


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