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  • hell or high water

    it's coming in tonight. are you sure? no question. are we ready? better be. there's no other choice. I'm worried. we've never done this before. stick to the plan, we'll be fine. but what if something goes wrong? like what? like what if it's got anchovies…

  • machine intelligence

    is this the train to the valley? yes, sir. that's where we're going. ok, good. I can't wait for the wine tasting. temperature's gonna hit at least 120 today, I hear. what? in napa valley? how do grapes grow in such heat? napa valley? ha ha. no, this train…

  • tragically flip

    is it for sale? to you? no way? what's wrong with me? you don't have the right attitude for this baby. no? this chick magnet is not ready to retire. yeah, so? I can't say the same thing about you. you lookin' for a fat lip, buddy? you sayin' you disagree?…


  • ba'al's ball

    slave! where is my guest list? here, lord ba'al. the invitations have gone out. excellent! this will be the social event of the season! of the decade! indeed, lord. your supplicants are busy with the preparations. and the virgins? are they in readiness? w…

  • fugitives

    what's the status, officer? is the crime scene secure? oh, detective. thank god you're here. they're inside. we can't let them get away. not a chance. give me a description of the perps. well, as you can see. . . see what? c'mon man, I need a description,…

  • blind chance

    what are we doing out here in the woods, herr doktor? it's my latest experiment, my boy. what's it about? it's very simple. all you have to do is drive the car around that bend. that's all? what's over there? you'll see. put this radio headphone on. now…


  • golden age

    isn't our new ballroom lovely, stanley? yes, edna. it certainly is. we are truly living in a golden age, don't you think? it's all because of you, edna. oh stanley, you are such a dear. now fetch me a drink, would you? I see some people who owe me money.…

  • time passes slowly

    did you bring the paper maurice? yeah, boss, I got it right here. give it to me. I gotta catch up on the news. believe me, boss, there's nothing going on. no? you sure? cops will never find us here boss. stuck in this miserable godforsaken place. nothin'…

  • signifying jive

    hello? is anybody here? whatchoo want? oh, I thought wasn't nobody here. yeah, well I'm here, so what is it you came for? I was just looking to see maybe I could get me something to eat. know what I mean? you mean you want what's in my refrigerator, right…


  • the last stand

    here it is, ernie. whaddya think? this? are you serious? oh yeah. couch over here. big-screen tv over there. leon. you can't build a house here! house? who said anything about a house? so what are you talking about? I just said it! I'm putting my couch a…

  • zen blaster

    Stanley, there's someone at the door. could it be the gardeners? I'll get it Edna. it's not the gardeners. then who is it Stanley? actually, it's the oil company. they made me an offer I couldn't refuse. offer Stanley? what kind of offer? they want to dri…

  • wolf trap

    hey maurice, look what I found. what is it claude? those sneaky humans. it's a trap. I can't believe it. a trap? for us? can't be! it's a barbie doll! that's what it looks like, but don't be fooled. you sure? it looks like a normal barbie to me. don't be…


  • escape from freedom

    where does this thing go? go? mainly in a big circle. you end up back where you started. yeah? that's the story of my life! sounds perfect for you then. that'll be 75 cents. what? you mean I have to pay to go nowhere? I bet you're used to it. how'd you kn…

  • last call

    I'll have a schnapps please. only if you can spell it. how about I sing it? not a chance. we have a reputation to uphold. are you saying I can't sing? hey, you catch on quick, don't you. maybe not so much.

  • free will(y)

    what's new, Willy? oh nothin'. just another day. you like living here? well, sure, I guess. why wouldn't I? I dunno. just thought you might get tired of it's lack of, you know, amenities. hey! I don't have to stay here. I choose to, you get me? of course.…


  • not my problem

    are you here to make your confession, my son? yes, father. it's my first time. I'm not sure if I can do it. of course you can. what are your sins, my son? you promise not to tell anyone? oh absolutely, you can rely on me. in fact, it's nothing personal at…

  • back alley

    check out my new TV, bert. sweet. where'd you get it? off the back of a truck over there. got a great deal. how's the picture? dunno. can't seem to get it to work. how good a deal you say you got? maybe I'll have to tell you later. yeah maybe.

  • love hole

    hey, man, how was the meeting? great! we got a lotta information on the push for gender equality; treating women with respect, and stuff. that's cool. so where you headed now? guess I'll just go back to the love hole. what? you know, my girlfriend. really…


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