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  • why me

    man, I hate crowds. me too. so what are we doing here? we came for the beer, remember? but I don't drink beer. and you can get me another one, thanks. now I know why I'm here. sharp as a tack, jerry, aintcha. no doubt

  • born to raise hell

    get in. it's time to hit the road. where are we going? as far away from here as possible. yeah? yeah. and if we find trouble, so much the better. I hear that.

  • being and nothingness

    hello? is anybody home? that depends. who are you? sorry, I couldn't find the door bell. I'm trying to get through college and wondered if you'd like to purchase one of these fine magazines. do you live here? can't say live. it's an existence. perhaps a…


  • eve of destruction

    hey, eve, it's been awhile. who's your little friend? adam! how are you? this is charley! isn't he cute? he's not the cute one, eve. oh you. so do you miss eden? I guess. but I've met some interesting people, out here in the world. what about me? do you…

  • silencer

    damn. the sun's in my eyes. here. put these on. but they're not sunglasses. no, but maybe they'll get you to shut up. how will they do that? cause if they don't, this gag will.

  • fortress of solitude

    hey superman, what's up? oh, hi there batman. everything ok with you? no worries, thanks. just thought I'd stop by, see if you want to grab something to eat. nah, thanks. I'm a little busy on my fortress. the fortress? but we're in the north woods. isn't…


  • party people

    hey, louie, looks like you got quite a party going here. just a little get-together with a few of my closest friends is all. mind if I join in? you got an invite? well, no. sorry pal. maybe next year. gee. can I least warm this hot dog over the fire? hot…

  • garden party

    stanley, didn't I ask you to cut the grass in the backyard? I'm having my ladies tea today! I'll get right to it, edna. what have you been waiting for stanley? I can't find my domestic outdoor work outfit! you know how much I like wearing it. oh do hurry…

  • singularity

    we have come to water, sire. at last. our legions are parched. this is a hostile world, lord. but we will conquer it all the same. you know best, o wise one. true. now bring me a dung cake. my mandibles are dry. at once, magnificent one. and have someone…


  • anti-matter

    good morning, comrade. what's new? I spoke to the commissar. oh? yeah. about the fact that we haven't gotten a pay raise for 5 years. was he receptive? I'm not sure. his words were, 'that does not matter.' so what do you think? I think we're out of luck,…

  • angels flying low

    there they go again. who? my former classmates at angel school. show-offs. you're an angel? would be if I wasn't kicked out. look at them. they're just rubbing it in. really? that's not very nice. hey, they've got it made. they don't have to be nice. but…

  • war machine

    what is this thing? it's top secret. what's it do? it's got a dozen surround-sound speakers inside, for an amazing omni-directional effect. we call it 'the war machine.' how come? we liked that better than 'my pretty pony.' really? it was a tough choice.…


  • signal to noise ratio

    what'll you have, stranger? whiskey, barkeep. straight up. and leave the bottle. where you call home? oh, not far from here, corner of bedlam and squalor. I think I know it. that's a pity. here's your bottle. you really gonna go through the whole thing? w…

  • to the future

    what's this line for? it's a show of solidarity. you know, for the workers. but why a line? well, we've been ordered to march to the capital and rally. ordered? by who? by the great leader, of course. but it's a holiday. what if you have other things to…

  • wild life

    hey marv. just thought I'd call to see if you got plans for tonight. I got big plans, dave. big big big. yeah? what's up? gonna party like there's no tomorrow is what. cool. where's the party at? it's at leon's. leon? the beaver? isn't he a stick-in-the-…


  • obsolete

    what are they? old cassette tapes. you made them? yeah. it was an alternative to therapy. how'd that go? not too well, but it was a lot less expensive.

  • your fears are justified

    lord? yes, archangel? your trees are suffering, lord. on earth? how so? man. noxious fumes. over-development. humans have done this? to my beautiful trees? yes, lord. they're dying. along with many other creations. this is not acceptable, archangel. no, l…

  • size matters

    sit down, agent 909, we have a new assignment for you. glad to hear it, sir. you might not think so when I tell you what it is. the odds against you this time are, frankly, overwhelming. well, you know what they say, 'It's not the size of the dog in the f…


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