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  • making it

    do either of you need anything? water? anything? no, we're fine, thanks. I can see that.

  • dance for me

    this is the place. the place? for what? it's a desert. we'll hold the rave here. set up the turntables. I wanna hear the sound bounce off those mountains. turntables? you need power! where am I gonna plug them in? hell, there's gotta be a plug here somewh…

  • stigmata

    is he. . . dead? I dunno. don't get too close. how'd he get here anyway? how does anyone get anywhere? he just showed up. maybe he's asleep. don't count on it. something weird's going on out there. I've been seeing lots of guys like him. just lying there?…


  • oligarchy

    stanley? where are all the servants? they're in the parlor, edna. getting a pep-talk. well that's a relief. I thought I was going to have to dress myself! the very idea! don't trouble yourself, dear. help is on the way. thank you stanley. you do so take…

  • medicine man

    got plans tonight? nah. I can't get a date to save my life. no? sorry to hear that. maybe there's something I can do to help. no kidding? like what? I happen to have some very powerful medicine. will definitely cure all your social ills, and lack of skil…

  • crimea river

    hey, comrade arkady! did you hear the good news? no, what's that, sergei? I got my dacha back! over by Sevastopol! we're going to party hardy now, I can tell you. that's great, sergei. say, can I move my trailer there? you vacation in a trailer, arkady? n…


  • get over it

    I'm only gonna tell you this once. you will never, ever do that again. you understand? really? never? are you sure? I've never been more sure of anything in my life you don't want me to do that, like, ever? not even a little bit? only if I say it's ok how…

  • day by day

    we don't have much time. cool it. the sun's not set. the moon won't rise for another hour at least. we'll be ready. you think these chains will hold? they better. if they don't, we're screwed. you mean I'm screwed don't you? I'm not the werewolf here. tru…

  • music for humans

    man, what is that noise? that's not noise! that's music! you call that music? whatchoo mean? it's jeecy! and the jungle! c'mon man! it's like baby baby baby. what's up with that? hell, I don't know. maybe it's a love song. love? what's love got to do with…


  • c'est la vie

    aren't you getting out of bed today? I dunno. I don't feel like it. what's the matter now? you name it. the dog ate my homework. my computer died. my boss hates me. my girlfriend moved out. and I have a hangnail. why go on? man, it sucks to be you. did yo…

  • rock my world

    watch the office for me, archangel. I'm taking off for a couple of weeks. where to, lord? I'm meeting some of the guys over on arcturus. play a little golf. get in some sightseeing. you know. who'll be there? oh, the usual bunch: zeus, odin, shiva, a few…

  • launch silos

    corporal! start the launch countdown! yes general. countdown starting now! 10-9-8. . . those scurvy dogs will never again insult our national pride! 3-2-1. . . fire ze missiles! at last! our manifest destiny will be fulfilled! er, general. sir. we have. .…


  • ghost rider

    how do you like your new ride, boss? sweet, ain't it? paulie, I said get me something inconspicuous. did you hear me say that? in-con-spic-u-ous. don't you know what that means? sure I do, boss. it means 'big, red and flashy,' right? just like everything…

  • natural law

    good morning, herr doktor... my god! what happened to your laboratory? ah, there you are my boy. I've made another giant breakthrough! oh, they'll be so jealous back at the university! what kind of breakthrough? I've learned how to re-arrange the molecula…

  • freedom 101

    where you headed? west. you going that way? you always hitchhike to get where you're going? I like the freedom. do you? freedom isn't free, you know. you don't say? you want money for this ride? no, I don't. then may I ask, what's your point? beats me.


  • star chamber

    why the long face? I got called to appear before the chamber. man. that's tough. you're as good as convicted. I didn't do it! I'm innocent! yeah, maybe. but you did something, sometime, didn't you. yeah. so? see you in 20 years. really? yeah. mind if I ta…

  • the usual crowd

    stanley, have the guests arrived? soon, edna. I'm putting out the canapés now. have jeeves show them to the parlor, will you? yes, dear. I do hope they notice our little addition. I doubt that they will be able to miss it. please make sure that the help d…

  • battleground earth

    master, the humans are advancing on us. good. the final battle is about to begin. shall I prepare the troops? yes. wings spread. mandibles razor sharp. yes, master. earth will soon be ours. I presume the larvae have completed their burrowing? they are ben…


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