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  • vital statistics

    think they'll spot us here? nah. this is a perfect lookout spot. good. when they enter the valley, fire the rockets. they'll never know what hit 'em. this place will be better off without them too. absolutely. the scum of the earth. can you imagine, prefe…

  • frequency to wavelength

    sir! I'm getting a strange signal! where's it coming from, corporal? it's from outside the galaxy, sir, but closing with incredible speed! and it's coming right at us! can you read the signal? what does it say? it says. . . oh my god! what? what? it says…

  • eggsistentialism

    why are we here, man? whatchoo mean? we here for this. what is this? this! this right here! we here for this! man, that's deep. course it is! and don't you forget it.


  • real life

    you ever feel like you're inside of a dream, man? not so much, dude, why? I dunno. something about today, it seems like a dream. like I could jump off those rocks and not get hurt, because I'll just wake up. are you on something? this is like, reality, o…

  • apostate

    how are you today, reverend? actually, I'm having a bit of an apostate problem. oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I knew someone who knew someone who had one of those. a man, he was. well, of course, he would have to be, right? anyway, I heard it was terrible.…

  • supplicants

    there's an interesting development on earth, archangel. is there, lord? what is it? they're taking to venerating my old girlfriend again. which girlfriend is that, lord. I mean, you've had. . . you know, so many and all. Athena! I mean Athena. they're ere…


  • shit for brains

    can you believe this, man? believe what? all this garbage about climate change. I mean, give me a break. it's a total hoax. you're kidding, right? the science is overwhelming on that issue. Nah. I think it's all a commie sales job orchestrated by the Keny…

  • ukiyo-e

    what are you doing, way out here? man, it's a floating world, and I'm floating in it. you're floating, are you? can't you see? and what is your chemical composition right now? oh, just the usual combination of fun subsidies is all. good for floating, I be…

  • inquiry

    what can you tell us about yourself? there's not much to tell. we are quite sure that is not true. just a simple guy is all. we have very detailed files on you. all fiction, I'm afraid. we are not so sure. got any coffee? will you talk if we bring you a c…


  • murphy's law

    he's up there, boss. in the penthouse suite. there's a penthouse here? well, that's what Murphy calls it. whatever, take the back stairs. louie, come with me. we going to the penthouse, boss? yeah. paulie. keep your eye up there. what am I gonna see, boss…

  • love wars

    why so down, man? my girlfriend and I broke up. aw, that sucks! I hate when that happens! yeah, me too. it really takes a lot out of you. I was gonna say: you're looking a little thin there, guy. I know! it's these women! they take it! they take it all! a…

  • I'm in the mood, for you

    what are we doing here, paulie? you'll see. bring the package. we meeting someone? yeah, over behind that rock. anyone I know? don't think so. am I coming back? well, that's a good question. can I get a good answer? that depends on what you mean by 'good'


  • the look

    edna, you know that new red dress you just bought? yes, stanley. the one you said made me look so skinny and sleek? did I say that? oh. because I just saw something that reminded me of you. in it. as it were. did you? in a good way? oh, yes, dear. in a g…

  • free radicals

    whatcha doin', man? I'm cutting up some fresh vegetables for dinner. yeah. where's the meat? no meat. that's out. I'm increasing my intake of antioxidants. no meat? damn. how come? doctor says I gotta cut down on all those free radicals. know what I mean?…

  • anti-vivisectionist

    dude. did you catch something in that trap? I did! a rabbit! we're gonna eat tonight! you gonna cut it open? well, of course! and cook it over the fire! I'm sorry. I can't be a party to this a party to what? eating? I can't stand by while you cut open a d…


  • on the inside

    what are you working on, herr doktor? I've discovered an alien life form, my boy. it requires very intensive study. I wouldn't get too close to it, doktor. on the contrary, I cannot get close enough. after all, I take my work very, very seriously. I guess…

  • in your room

    I had a dream last night. yeah, was it a good dream? I think so. I was in your room. oh really? was it fun? it was. totally. that's good. yeah. except. except what? your room is a total mess. yeah, I should clean it. yeah. you never know when I'll dream o…

  • fear of darkness

    do you mind if I turn off the light? actually, I do. I'm afraid of the dark. you are? are you afraid the boogeyman will get you? not really. I'm more afraid of you. of me. oh. I guess we don't really know each other well enough yet. that's kinda what I'm…


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