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  • inherent vice

    what's the plan? whaddya mean? all of a sudden, there's gotta be a plan? well, yeah. isn't that how we do thngs? no that isn't how we do things. we do things that are inherent to our nature. that are what? and because of that, we don't need a plan. you g…

  • dead beat

    does jack live here? not anymore, he don't. who's asking? it's gregory. his old buddy. he owes me money. can't be. whaddya mean? I loaned him a hundred bucks in 1959 and he never paid me back. he owes me. mr., he don't owe nobody nothin'. why not? cause h…

  • game time

    earth is warming, lord. so I've heard, archangel.humans have been trying to ignore the issue. they won't be able to do so much longer though, will they. no, but that's up to them. by the way, the new world I'm creating will never have those problems. the…


  • personal effects

    bad news, man. landlord kicked me out. I gotta move. damn, that's too bad. moving is the worst. yeah, I hate it. plus, I've accumulated so much stuff. it's unbelievable what's in here. and the thing is, I can't bear leaving any of it, either. you're tak…

  • rugged individualism

    hey man, how's it coming with your new place? not so great. the neighbors are giving me all kinds of headaches. really? why? I guess I don't fit their mold. wow. that sucks. yeah. I mean, I'm an individual. I have to go my own way. know what I mean? tota…

  • in the groove

    let's go do something fun, edna. my, stanley, you're full of energy today. I am! is it because of last night? uh, last night? what you said? and what we did? what did I say? I mean, yes! of course! oh good, I've always wanted children. childr. . .? I mean…


  • born slippery

    may I help you sir? you sell fish here? we do. fresh-caught and smoked. I want you to take me out on your boat. sorry, sir. we aren't a charter service. we catch fish and sell it. you don't understand. I'm not chartering your boat to fish. I got something…

  • paradise lost and found

    welcome back, lord. how was your vacation? excellent, archangel. I feel very refreshed. you always love visiting your favorite lake, don't you. there's no other place like it in the cosmos. did you hang out at the beach? I did. found some amazing artifact…

  • pagan bullshit

    come see what I've unearthed, my boy! isn't it exciting? what are they, doktor? obviously, these ancient timbers are all that remains of an indigenous civilization that dwelt on these shores. miraculously, they've somehow survived for millennia. gee. that…


  • on the loose

    you know where we're headed? don't care. how come? I'm just along for the ride. with me? you got it.

  • atom smasher

    how do you like my new invention? what's it do? you see all this? this. . . devastation? yeah, I see it. so what? that's what it does. no offense, but I'm not sure we need your invention. we can do this pretty much by ourselves. yes, I was hoping you woul…

  • road kill

    I am sick and tired of this ridiculous traffic. me too. but you gotta deal with it. no I don't. not anymore. yeah? how you gonna swing that? you gonna make those cars all disappear? actually, I think I've come up with a way to do exactly that.


  • industrial disease

    you like the paint job? it's awesome. I think it really transforms the place. yeah. it's now officially dead. think so? I can live with that. good to know.

  • zombie bait

    we gonna set the trap right here. cool. how's it gonna work? zombies love this place. they come through here all the time. we gonna give 'em something they can't refuse. and then: pow! no more zombies. a trap, huh? yeah. using bait. awesome. what kind of…

  • work of fiction

    here's the coffee you ordered, boss. hey, whatcha writin'? my memoirs. the world needs to hear what I have to say. yeah? what's that? I'm gonna tell 'em the truth. the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I ain't leavin' nothin' out. so, it's fictional…


  • the recesses of (what's left of) my mind

    how'd you get here? from over there. no way. nobody's ever come from there. And that's just the way I like it. figures.

  • you rock me

    what'll you have? just a cup of coffee, thanks. there you go. that'll be a buck. really? I remember when coffee was 25 cents. yeah, well, drink it slow. maybe it'll feel like a buck's worth. will it taste like it too? can't promise you that. thought not.

  • civil defense

    I'm heading for the lookout position. let's go. sure. just let me finish making my sandwich. c'mon man! we don't have time for that! this is important! we're the first line of defense in case of an attack! somebody planning to attack us? well, no. not rig…


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