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  • fear of darkness

    do you mind if I turn off the light? actually, I do. I'm afraid of the dark. you are? are you afraid the boogeyman will get you? not really. I'm more afraid of you. of me. oh. I guess we don't really know each other well enough yet. that's kinda what I'm…

  • party animal

    it's the weekend! let's party! I'm with you all the way, dude! ok, hop in. let's hit the fuckin' road! hop in? to this? dude. there's no seats in this thing. seats? we don't need no stinking seats! this is my party hardy car! what about a, you know, engin…

  • ahead

    you always were rooted. some days more than others. I guess this is one of those days.


  • industrial evolution

    what is it? I'm not sure. but it's a surprisingly well-preserved specimen. maybe it is a totem to one of their ancient gods. perhaps. we should study it for clues about the demise of this civilization. the centuries have not been kind to the remains of t…

  • hungry dog blues

    how's it going, slim? man, it's tough out here, fred tell me about it. I spend all day looking for scraps it's an absolute dog's life, is what it is well, that's appropriate, technically speaking, don't you think? look who's improved his canine vocabulary…

  • stranger in a strange land

    pardon me, sir, but what is this place? why, this is the west the west? the west of what? it's the great American west. are you lost? the American west? in what quadrant is that? quadrant? I don't rightly know wait a minute. isn't this Altair-4? Altair. .…


  • Red Square

    what are you doing here, comrade? I'm setting up decorations, for the celebration. celebration of what? the 25th anniversary of the fall of the Soviet Union, of course. you can't do that! and it's not for another 2 years! what can I say? I like being earl…

  • eating an alien

    man, what is that smell? it's overpowering! oh that. I'm cooking dinner. what is it? you remember that thing we found? with 6 eyes and tentacles? I thought that was a dream! you mean that guy was real? was. he's in the pot now. you're cooking that thing?…

  • mantra

    it's hopeless no it's not how can you say that? it's utterly impossible. just repeat after me. I can this. I can do this. I can do this. now what? you have to keep repeating it. over and over. how many times? until you believe it. how many times is that?…


  • radio active

    the tower is just around the end of the canyon. this is so exciting! I can hardly believe it! yeah. we get to be the first eyewitnesses to an atomic bomb. cool, huh? we are so lucky. democracy's sure got it all over them russkies, don't it. let's get clo…

  • making it

    do either of you need anything? water? anything? no, we're fine, thanks. I can see that.

  • dance for me

    this is the place. the place? for what? it's a desert. we'll hold the rave here. set up the turntables. I wanna hear the sound bounce off those mountains. turntables? you need power! where am I gonna plug them in? hell, there's gotta be a plug here somewh…


  • stigmata

    is he. . . dead? I dunno. don't get too close. how'd he get here anyway? how does anyone get anywhere? he just showed up. maybe he's asleep. don't count on it. something weird's going on out there. I've been seeing lots of guys like him. just lying there?…

  • oligarchy

    stanley? where are all the servants? they're in the parlor, edna. getting a pep-talk. well that's a relief. I thought I was going to have to dress myself! the very idea! don't trouble yourself, dear. help is on the way. thank you stanley. you do so take…

  • medicine man

    got plans tonight? nah. I can't get a date to save my life. no? sorry to hear that. maybe there's something I can do to help. no kidding? like what? I happen to have some very powerful medicine. will definitely cure all your social ills, and lack of skil…


  • crimea river

    hey, comrade arkady! did you hear the good news? no, what's that, sergei? I got my dacha back! over by Sevastopol! we're going to party hardy now, I can tell you. that's great, sergei. say, can I move my trailer there? you vacation in a trailer, arkady? n…

  • get over it

    I'm only gonna tell you this once. you will never, ever do that again. you understand? really? never? are you sure? I've never been more sure of anything in my life you don't want me to do that, like, ever? not even a little bit? only if I say it's ok how…

  • day by day

    we don't have much time. cool it. the sun's not set. the moon won't rise for another hour at least. we'll be ready. you think these chains will hold? they better. if they don't, we're screwed. you mean I'm screwed don't you? I'm not the werewolf here. tru…


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