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  • inquiry

    what can you tell us about yourself? there's not much to tell. we are quite sure that is not true. just a simple guy is all. we have very detailed files on you. all fiction, I'm afraid. we are not so sure. got any coffee? will you talk if we bring you a c…

  • murphy's law

    he's up there, boss. in the penthouse suite. there's a penthouse here? well, that's what Murphy calls it. whatever, take the back stairs. louie, come with me. we going to the penthouse, boss? yeah. paulie. keep your eye up there. what am I gonna see, boss…

  • love wars

    why so down, man? my girlfriend and I broke up. aw, that sucks! I hate when that happens! yeah, me too. it really takes a lot out of you. I was gonna say: you're looking a little thin there, guy. I know! it's these women! they take it! they take it all! a…


  • I'm in the mood, for you

    what are we doing here, paulie? you'll see. bring the package. we meeting someone? yeah, over behind that rock. anyone I know? don't think so. am I coming back? well, that's a good question. can I get a good answer? that depends on what you mean by 'good'

  • the look

    edna, you know that new red dress you just bought? yes, stanley. the one you said made me look so skinny and sleek? did I say that? oh. because I just saw something that reminded me of you. in it. as it were. did you? in a good way? oh, yes, dear. in a g…

  • free radicals

    whatcha doin', man? I'm cutting up some fresh vegetables for dinner. yeah. where's the meat? no meat. that's out. I'm increasing my intake of antioxidants. no meat? damn. how come? doctor says I gotta cut down on all those free radicals. know what I mean?…


  • anti-vivisectionist

    dude. did you catch something in that trap? I did! a rabbit! we're gonna eat tonight! you gonna cut it open? well, of course! and cook it over the fire! I'm sorry. I can't be a party to this a party to what? eating? I can't stand by while you cut open a d…

  • on the inside

    what are you working on, herr doktor? I've discovered an alien life form, my boy. it requires very intensive study. I wouldn't get too close to it, doktor. on the contrary, I cannot get close enough. after all, I take my work very, very seriously. I guess…

  • in your room

    I had a dream last night. yeah, was it a good dream? I think so. I was in your room. oh really? was it fun? it was. totally. that's good. yeah. except. except what? your room is a total mess. yeah, I should clean it. yeah. you never know when I'll dream o…


  • fear of darkness

    do you mind if I turn off the light? actually, I do. I'm afraid of the dark. you are? are you afraid the boogeyman will get you? not really. I'm more afraid of you. of me. oh. I guess we don't really know each other well enough yet. that's kinda what I'm…

  • party animal

    it's the weekend! let's party! I'm with you all the way, dude! ok, hop in. let's hit the fuckin' road! hop in? to this? dude. there's no seats in this thing. seats? we don't need no stinking seats! this is my party hardy car! what about a, you know, engin…

  • ahead

    you always were rooted. some days more than others. I guess this is one of those days.


  • industrial evolution

    what is it? I'm not sure. but it's a surprisingly well-preserved specimen. maybe it is a totem to one of their ancient gods. perhaps. we should study it for clues about the demise of this civilization. the centuries have not been kind to the remains of t…

  • hungry dog blues

    how's it going, slim? man, it's tough out here, fred tell me about it. I spend all day looking for scraps it's an absolute dog's life, is what it is well, that's appropriate, technically speaking, don't you think? look who's improved his canine vocabulary…

  • stranger in a strange land

    pardon me, sir, but what is this place? why, this is the west the west? the west of what? it's the great American west. are you lost? the American west? in what quadrant is that? quadrant? I don't rightly know wait a minute. isn't this Altair-4? Altair. .…


  • Red Square

    what are you doing here, comrade? I'm setting up decorations, for the celebration. celebration of what? the 25th anniversary of the fall of the Soviet Union, of course. you can't do that! and it's not for another 2 years! what can I say? I like being earl…

  • eating an alien

    man, what is that smell? it's overpowering! oh that. I'm cooking dinner. what is it? you remember that thing we found? with 6 eyes and tentacles? I thought that was a dream! you mean that guy was real? was. he's in the pot now. you're cooking that thing?…

  • mantra

    it's hopeless no it's not how can you say that? it's utterly impossible. just repeat after me. I can this. I can do this. I can do this. now what? you have to keep repeating it. over and over. how many times? until you believe it. how many times is that?…


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