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  • the missing link

    what is that, stanley? I dunno, edna, but the sign says don't feed the animals. that thing's an animal? if it's all the same to you, I don't intend to get close enough to find out.

  • the inner circle

    lord, are you busy? what is it, archangel? just doing some housecleaning. our house needs cleaning? well, yes, lord, in fact it does. a bit. but I built it to be perfect forever. yes, lord, and it is, but a little maintenance can't hurt. well, if that sui…

  • on the town

    hey, mac, you need a cab? yeah. where to? take me to the nearest pawnshop. whaddya got to pawn? maybe I'll buy it. this ring. gimme 200 bucks, it's yours. what's it worth? cost me 10 grand. means nothing to me now. it's sweet. why ya want to sell it? beca…


  • dave's not here

    who's there? it's dave. who? dave, man. open up. dave? yeah, man. dave. dave's not here. no man, I'm dave. c'mon, open the door. dave? yeah! it's dave. who? dave, man! dave? dave's not here. listen to me. I'm dave, man. dave's not here, man, no I'm da…

  • snack food

    we await your orders, sire. are the centurions in place? indeed, sire, exactly as you directed. excellent. now these arrogant humans will learn a lesson. shall I give the signal, lord? not just yet. let me enjoy their pathetic ignorance. as you wish, o wi…

  • open city

    are we safe here? I think so. was it difficult crossing the frontier? I had to follow old shepherds' trails in the mountains. the border guards use dogs. those fascists are monsters. I hope to link up with the underground resistance. there is much to do.…


  • active sweeper

    what's the score? we're way behind. gotta pick it up a notch. no problem. leave it to me. are you sure you can you handle it? with my eyes closed. better take a big broom. it's a total mess in there. hey, I wasn't voted janitor of the month for nothing, y…

  • dr. west's medicine show and junk band

    give me your hand and I will read see your future. ok. hmmm. you will meet a tall, dark stranger. yeah? I see an ocean voyage. sure. beware of danger from unexpected places. of course. excuse me, but you seem to doubt what I'm saying. how can you tell? y…

  • constituency

    do we have a quorum? well, all the plants are here. think they'll vote for me? I bet that if these plants could vote, they would definitely vote for you. ok good.


  • plenary session

    where is everybody? they're supposed to be here. you're late, comrade. they've been and gone. gone? did they vote on the chairman's proposal? they cast their ballots. on the walls. walls? and floor, and steps. as you see. I do see. I do. very spirited, th…

  • pandora

    good morning, herr doktor. what's that? it's a box, my boy. a very old box. where'd it come from? I uncovered it at the archeological site. looks persian. way older than that, actually. see these symbols? very ancient. cool. are you gonna open it? no. but…

  • in the moment

    what is so funny? the way you look. me? how do I look? like you're having fun. I always was an open book.


  • pearly gates

    where am I? you're dead. you're in heaven. be happy. I'm dead? this is heaven? where's the pearly gates? that's them there. that? yeah. don't believe everything you read. but. . . where's angel gabriel? gabe? gabe's not here. you got me instead. eugene.…

  • hi-performance

    it's my turn to drive. fine by me. go ahead. really? you never let me. this heap ain't gonna start. and here I thought you were being generous. think again.

  • where the sidewalk ends

    hey mac, got a light? sure bud. this street ain't too busy, is it? not this time of day, it's not. how about later? not so much then either, actually. kinda thought that.


  • mass transit

    what time does the bus stop here? bus? ain't no bus stops here. c'mon, don't fool around. I been waiting an hour. you can wait all day, won't matter. you mean to tell me that this ain't a bus stop? that's what I'm telling you. then how's a guy supposed to…

  • no exit

    is this heaven? not exactly. I wanna get out. where's the door? you can't. there isn't one. no door? you mean I'm stuck here? yeah. with me. forever. well ain't I the lucky guy. just what I was thinking.

  • like a dog

    where you going? it's time. I gotta go. whaddya mean? it's almost midnight! yeah. they're waiting. who? my wolfen broth. . . forget it, you don't wanna know. you coming back? depends. if you hear dogs howling tonight, just go back to sleep. howling at wh…


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