• safe house

    watcha wanna do today, marty? I dunno. watcha wanna do today, mikey? wanna steal some h-bomb secrets? nah, I can't. mom says I gotta be home. yeah. me too I guess. tomorrow though? ok, sure.

  • scene of the crime

    police line. no crossing. I just want to know what happened in there. I can't disclose that. it's too awful. c'mon. give me something! I'm a reporter! worst case I ever saw. that's all I can say. did they catch whoever did it? they know. but they don't ca…

  • brand loyalty

    I see 'em boss. 8th floor. who's there? it's rico and louie. really? what are they doing here? they only work the tampa area. gotta be a hit, right? that's what they do. so one of our clients decided not to use us, I guess. so it seems. loyalty means noth…


  • shock treatment

    edna, do you know where I packed the battery acid? it's in your other bag, stanley. how about the jumper cables? hmmm, I don't know. all I have here is the wet suit. dammit, edna! well, I'll just call room service. I'm sure they can run some up right away…

  • room service

    stanley? are you awake? I am now dear, what is it? I'm hungry. could you make me a little something? but edna. it's 4 o'clock in the morning. I know, but I need something. what would you like? oh, nothing fancy. you choose. oh, ok. and give the cat some f…

  • firefight

    sir! sector 9 is not secure! unacceptable, sergeant. you hear me? yes, sir! you go room by room if you have to. ight, sir! you flush out the enemy. we do not retreat. not now. not ever. got that? got it, sir! and watch where you aim those paintballs. sir?…


  • the wrong button

    ok, I give up. what is it? I would explain, but it wouldn't do any good. what does this handle thingy do? don't touch it! it's the history eraser button, you fool!

  • excalibur

    why'd you call it excalibur? isn't it obvious? not to me. it's battle-hard, handed down from generations before. but it's not a sword. no, it's not. get over it. what would king arthur say? he'd say, can I drive it? yeah, he probably would. damn right.

  • secret mutant experimental lab

    master, I think we've been spotted. what? impossible! I've taken every precaution. perhaps, master, yet. . . out with it, igor! well, remember when we moved here from new jersey? and you wanted someplace secluded, surrounded by beautiful trees? yes. well…


  • race

    gimme that phone, benny. I gotta call my bookie. but boss, the game is over already. not the game. look out there. those boats are racing. boss. it already started. how you gonna fix that? hey, what have I told you? anything can be fixed. so who you gonn…

  • cell meeting

    who chose this place for our meeting? I did. it's nice, eh? yeah, now I see why my party dues went up. we are united with the people, comrade. obviously only the best people.

  • masterpiece

    well, it's finally finished. what's finished? my masterpiece. just look at it. it's. . . monumental. hey! you didn't paint that, you fraud! diego rivera did that! I know that! you think I don't know that? I'm not talking about that! what then? this. see?…


  • cryptography

    good afternoon, ma'am. would you like to purchase some magazines to help me through college? girl, do you realize that this is a cemetary, and that I am deceased? oh? but you're speaking to me. yes, you woke me up from the dead, thank you very much. well…

  • body snatchers

    they're all loaded. good. hit the road. we've got a lot of deliveries tonight. yeah. fresh pods. for fresh humans. they'll never know what happened. right. they're asleep. asleep and unaware. ok, get going. we still have work to do. by next week, this pla…

  • mind game

    great game, eh. stanley? I suppose so edna. what, you don't like baseball? no, I prefer more intellectual pursuits. oh do you? like what, for example? like figuring out everything about you. does that take up much of your intelligence? maybe not, but it d…


  • atwater

    you know there's rats in there. yeah? what's your point? I wouldn't wanna work in a place has rats. so don't. they don't bother me none. give me the creeps. thing is, the guys are looking for a 4th for poker. oh, well, that would make a difference. that's…

  • rapture

    look at them, archangel. they're transfixed. totally enamored. by you, lord. they're positively rapturous. I'd prefer that you not use that word, archangel. it has certain theological connotations. of course, lord. and we wouldn't want to interfere with a…

  • front

    this is where we're meeting gino? yeah. and the boss says don't be late. geez, it's huge. where we meetin' him? I dunno. first we gotta figure out how to get in. yeah, there ain't exactly a valet. no room service either.


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