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you here to pray? what of it? it's my business to know. ok yeah, I'm praying here. good. but make your contribution first. what kind of contribution? the kind that involves money, is what. that feels like some kinda shakedown, to me. hey, you don't gotta pray. but if you do, you pay. what's the money used for? don't worry. it's a good cause. yeah? what cause is that? the cause you don't gotta worry about. that cause. what kinda racket you running here? it's simple. pay to pray. you don't like it, pray elsewhere. ok, here's a buck. thank you. you got 2 minutes. make it a quick prayer. what if I'm not done? you got more money on you? no. then in 2 minutes you'll be done, I promise.

edna, I'm home. how was your day, stanley? great! I played polo, got in a swim, and bought us a new house! you did? it's somewhat compact, but full of potential! how exciting! when can we move in? just as soon as I trim the moss from the roof. moss? and sterilize the interior, such as it is. steril. . . think pastoral! you'll love it!

sir, they're getting away! that's what they think. how's that, sir? remember that pesky seagull? the one you chased off the deck? yeah. that was secret agent 33. he's tailing them. that bird is an agent? brilliant, sir! thank you. trained that birdbrain myself.

the political cell meeting is tonight. pass it on. got it. psst. the cell meeting is tonight. pass it on. ok. hey, the shell greeting is on tv tonight. pass it on. right. yo. the meal seating is later, you coming? for sure. who's bringing the beer?

the fuse is lit. ok, clear everybody out. what about charley? except for him. really? he'll never know what hit him. gee, I hope not. hey. better him than you, right? thanks. you are so comforting. I try.

sir, I am getting some strange transmissions. from where, corporal? just beyond pluto, sir. is it intelligible? it's in bug-speak, sir. but I can read their coordinates. what are they? they're here! on earth! it's an invasion! scramble the fleet, on the double. yes, sir. and break out all the bug spray you can find. got it, sir.

this is where we're meeting gino? yeah. and the boss says don't be late. geez, it's huge. where we meetin' him? I dunno. first we gotta figure out how to get in. yeah, there ain't exactly a valet. no room service either.

they're comin' in low, sarge. yeah, I see 'em. can't hardly believe it. angels. hundreds of 'em! whatta we do now, sarge? we watch, and feel lucky.

I see 'em boss. 8th floor. who's there? it's rico and louie. really? what are they doing here? they only work the tampa area. gotta be a hit, right? that's what they do. so one of our clients decided not to use us, I guess. so it seems. loyalty means nothing anymore. gee. it makes me kinda sad. me too. in an unemotional stone killer kind of way. yeah, that's what I meant. for sure.

geez, boss. how long we gonna stay on this road? what's the matter with you, curly? it's beautiful here. yeah, I know, but geez, boss, we been driving for hours. we'll get there when we get there. where we goin'? anyplace where there ain't cops. well, there's none around here. there ain't no banks, either. yeah, good point.

we're close. close? to what? I don't know, but I can feel it. well feel this: I'm starving, and we have no food. you are just so materialistic you know that? yeah. my body can only handle so much ethereal sustenance. you should try yoga. no offense, but I'd rather try a hamburger. me too.

don't move. don't even breathe. what's wrong? look. over there. my god! what is that? I don't know, but it's looking right at us.

what's that tune? the thieving magpie by rossini, why? it's catchy, that's all. but where's it coming from? oh, those bugs. they like to play opera. bugs? playing opera? yeah, they think it messes with our heads. mess with our heads? they're bugs! sinister mothers, ain't they?

what's the estimate time of arrival? 3 minutes, my lord. have the troops fan out immediately. yes, sire. we'll dig in and coordinate our earth invasion from here. excellent, o wise one. now bring me a mandible sharpener. of course. good hunting on this planet.

is it the end? not at all. just the beginning. the beginning of what? move over here and I'll show you. mmm. ok.

keep staring at it. you never know. maybe it'll move.

guard, place the invaders into this area. sir, there's thousands of them. and there will be more. I'm heading to their planet now. good luck, sir. if they give you any trouble, emulsify them. yes sir. then what sir? spread them on the flowers. maybe they'll make good mulch. good idea, sir.

sir, I'm detecting suspicious activity on the dock. what?! where? we can't have that! no, sir, we can't. the suspect is sitting over there. who? sir, it's more of a what. oh, yes. I see. guard! arrest that bird and bring him to me for questioning. yes sir!