Last Rites

lord, a moment?
hello, archangel. what can I do for you?
have you seen how humans venerate you?
well, I did create them, didn't I?
and the monuments they build to you?
yes, very energetic of them, to say the least.
have you visited any of them lately?
actually, no. too busy with a project I'm working on.
and how is that coming, lord?
I'm adding several new universes, with no space or time limitations. they've become so passé.
how will that affect humans and their universe, lord?
well, let's see. ever been on roller coaster, archangel?
er, no, lord, I hate them. they make me puke.
it's like a walk in the park compared to what I'm about to do.
that sounds. . . intense.
when I flip the switch on these bad boys, I suggest you cover your eyes. ears too.
thanks for the tip, lord.
not a problem.