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this way. I'm right behind you. keep that dog quiet. they'll will hear us. their commander is very slick. that's ok. we'll get them. I'll go around and infiltrate. when I flush them out, take them down. don't be a hero. not me, brother. that's your job.

someone said that english has more words than any language. how do they know? somebody counted them I guess. is that why I can't spell? no, you did that all on your own.

lord, a moment? what is it, archangel? quantum physics, lord. I am concerned about string theory. why? it'll devastate the work of isaac newton, lord. so? what's your point? well, you always favored him. maybe, but, hey, I put these humans down there. gotta let 'em think, you know? I suppose. they'll have to figure out for themselves that they're wrong. will they do that before the 4th dimension is revealed? I doubt it. but that'll be an interesting day. I've already got front row tickets. me too.

we're surrounded, sir. I know, sargeant. it looks grim. what are your orders? set a perimeter. keep watch. I'll alert HQ. is there any hope for us, sir? not likely. these boy scouts are rabid eaters. we'll give all we've got, sir. that's all we can do, sargeant. but I've saved some chocolate pie for you, sir. cool. keep it hidden. those kids are ravenous.

you sure we're supposed to be in here? no, but be quiet. they'll hear you. what is this place? it's their temple. where they decide the fate of the world and everyone in it. nobody's ever seen it. you mean, we're the first? yeah, there's supposed to be riches galore in here. what about food? they got any here? I'm starved. I hear they make awesome cookies. yeah? you have big pockets? grab all you can.

we gotta get to the 14th floor. that won't be easy, with the security they got. well we gotta figure out a way. that's the job. what do we do when we get there? we see to it that a certain someone has a bad day. how bad? the worst. that's bad ok. yeah. he shoulda stayed home.

stanley? are you awake? I am now dear, what is it? I'm hungry. could you make me a little something? but edna. it's 4 o'clock in the morning. I know, but I need something. what would you like? oh, nothing fancy. you choose. oh, ok. and give the cat some food too, will you? the cat? I don't like eating in front of her.

how much you want? for what? for the hay? you mean you want to buy the hay? that's right. how much? it ain't for sale. what do you mean, ain't for sale? you heard me. it ain't for sale. well, why not? because I like it, that's why. but you're not using it. so? I can use it. tell someone who cares. I will. uncle rico. rico's your uncle? yeah. know him? I've heard of him. take it, it's yours. why, that's very generous of you. don't mention it. my pleasure. say hello to rico. I'll tell him. he'll be pleased. I hope so.

hey, who opened those doors! I did boss, what's wrong? it's a nice day. close 'em, dammit. they'll spot us. who? the feds, who do you think? they got heat sensor helicopters. wow. and you think they'd find us? no doubt about it. get those doors shut. ok boss. and check the oven. the cookies should be done by now.

what's the rent for this place? you'll love it. it's the showpiece of the place. but it's a hay loft. do you allow pets? oh, no, we couldn't do that. causes too much damage. and the bats don't like company, right? pardon? never mind.

are we all here? I don't think so. where's the shooter? right over there. where? all I see is that mule. that's our shooter. you're kidding me, right? no. and don't piss her off. she's a stone-cold killer. that cutie? no way. don't call her cute. she'll bite your head off.

I'm here for the job. what job? I'm the IT guy. IT? we do corn and sugar beets here. what kind of software is that? hey, pal. I don't think you get it. this is a farm depot. well I'm your new programmer. ok. program this. unload that truck before the train arrives. got it. can I take my laptop? I don't think you'll need it. you sure? pretty sure, yeah.

a moment, lord? what is it, archangel? earth, lord. we've got another problem. now what have my people done? well, ever since they found the atom. yes, a clever invention of mine. yes, but ever since, they've been trying to blow it all up. well, let 'em. lord? I mean, who cares? now that paul newman's dead. paul newman? right. no more new paul newman movies. he was great, wasn't he. so the hell with 'em. I'm working on something new.for the capricorn archipelago. oh, yes, a very nice neighborhood. what do you think? 3 eyes and 2 snouts? or maybe 5 eyes and opposable thumb-stalks? sounds wondrous. it does. I'm excited. now hand me that acetylene torch. I've got some exoskeletal molding to do here. ok. well, I'm off to ganymede for an angel convention. don't drink too much. you know how you get. don't worry. I've got a dd. good idea.

dark spirit of the lower realm, are you here? I am. what dost thou seek? I seek justice o great spirit. really? with that buffoon you just elected? good luck with that, sweetheart.

it's like praying in church, only singing a different hymn. yeah? which one is that? the kind that uses dead presidents, and gives change. you better watch it, talking like that. hey, in this church, I can buy my way into heaven. so fuck off. you sound like our next president. you don't say.

hi hon. I'm in the car. would you call the office for me, please? sure. what's the matter? oh, the freeway's backed up, and I'm running a little late. ok, well don't try and speed to get there. in this old bucket? no way. easy does it. good. I love to hear you talk responsibly. that's me, all right. slow and steady. by the way, I'll be home late, I gotta stop to fill up on jet fuel. ok.

you mean like this? yes, just like that.

ever wonder if light waves grow apart as they travel? well, that presupposes wave optics, does it not? or ray optics, maybe. actually, in quantum theory, light behaves like neither. you mean. . yes, it contains photons, which have both wave-like and particle-like properties. but they still spread out the farther they travel. is that why you say you can see through me? no, you're just ridiculously transparent. oh, right.