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hey, leo, I almost didn't recognize you. hi claude. you like my disguise? it's very effective. you coulda fooled me. yeah, these humans think I'm a tree. pretty funny. they won't think so when the rest of our troops get here from arcturus. well, I won't tell 'em. good. ha ha. ha ha ha. I'm heading back on the next shuttle. I'll say hello to the missus for you. ok, just don't tell her that I'm putting down roots here. good one, leo. I don't know man, that sequoia over there is looking pretty fine. hmmm. maybe you have been here too long.

we'll stash the cash in here. why this place? it's my sister's house. she's outta town. so? so, nobody will bother it. we can take it as needed. what about her husband? the cop? oh, don't worry about him. they're divorced. yeah? then what's this badge doing here? hmmmm. looks like sis has a new boyfriend. looks that way. it also looks like we need a new bank. it kinda do.

how long we gotta crawl in this snow? we're close. stop your griping. yeah but boss, my ass is freezing. you rather have it shot off? hey, I'm crawling. I'm crawling.

see that guy, louie? what guy boss? over there, by those trees, fishing. what about him? I don't like it. he didn't ask for permission first. I want you to go over there. yeah? make like a fish. a really big one. one that don't like getting caught. ok. then what? then you let him know. he's got a choice. a choice? yeah. either he can quit fishing, or feed the fishes. pretty easy choice. yeah. but boss, I gotta act like a fish? I hate worms. don't worry. you'll get used to it. you sure? positive.

aren't you bored here? not with that dress you're wearing, I'm not. good answer.

I don't see anything, clarence. that's the whole point. whaddya mean? the ship is invisible, you numbskull. well how was I supposed to know? you arrived here on it, jerry. remember? yeah, a long time ago, man! I see. you forgot. well not everybody can be as perfect as you, clarence! don't get your tentacles in a bunch. keep looking. how? you said it's invisible. remember those glasses I gave you? the ones you aren't wearing? um, these? put them on. then it won't be invisible to you, get it? got it. hey, I see something! yeah? don't tell me: the ship is disguised as a red '61 Cadillac!? how cool! you idiot. those are humans. damn. that is a shame. tell me about it.

whaddya wanna do now? I dunno. what do you wanna do now? I dunno. wanna scribble some more dumb stuff on this door? yeah. and then let's sneak into a movie. ok. and if they catch us run away. yeah.

has the jury reached a verdict? we have, your honor. what is your verdict? all we are saying is, give peace a chance.

I just thought of something. what's that? come here and I'll whisper it to you. you don't have to ask twice. I know.

who's in charge here, sargeant? what? ain't you?

this can't be the place. yes it is. trust me. it can't be! it's an inland sea! no it's not. it only looks like it. it's here. how are we going to find it? it'll give us a signal. what kind of signal? on the radio. you brought the radio, right? uh, no. it's at the motel. you moron! that's 30 miles back! maybe they'll signal by blowing the horn. space ships have horns? man, I hope so.

the ion-heat beam is working perfectly, sire. indeed. their primitive structures are beginning to glow. yes. soon they will be in flames. they will no doubt blame it on global warming. excellent deception, o wise one. pathetic humans! ha ha! ha ha ha!

can't we go now? I think we've walked 6 miles. in a bit. we only have half the museum to go. is culture always so exhausting? totally worth it, right? do I have to answer?

something moved. yeah? yeah. in there. check it out. it looks exactly like that fat guy eating a hot dog. dude! you know what? I think this thing is replicating us! ever hear the word 'reflection' dodo? oh, yeah.

I'm here about the job posting? yeah? who sent ya? moe. moe the man? that's him. my uncle. moe's your uncle. why didn't you say so? you're hired. great. you comfortable? need anything? um. coffee? cigar? here, take my office. but. . . nothing's too good for moe's nephew. uh, thanks. here's 20 bucks. no. take 50. I think I'm going to like it here. good. good.

have we met before? I don't recall being introduced. oh hell, got a cigarette? I'm out of smokes. I can see that this day is going to be weird. is that an issue? not with me it isn't.

would you like to go riding today, edna? oh, yes, stanley. can we take the hounds? of course. I'll have chef prepare a light snack. how thoughtful of you! there is little in this world I wouldn't do for you, darling. yes, I know. thank you. one thing, though. what's that, dear? you know the carcasses of the hanged? yes. they disobeyed you. we may ride past them. you are stern with the help, dear. but I'm so looking forward to a ride. wonderful, darling.

hi edna, it's stanley. I'm still at work. oh, hi dear. how was your day? weird. I don't know how to explain it. what do you mean, stanley? things just keep going around in circles. gee. maybe you should see a doctor. I don't think that's gonna help, edna.