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it's an allegory, right? without a doubt. the enemy of my enemy is my friend. wow! I see it! you are so deep! forget it. it was nothing. literally nothing.

sonny around? who shall I say is calling? it's eddie. it's about a job. you have a job for sonny? no, it's about a job sonny was supposed to do. supposed to? yeah. supposed to, but didn't. he here? hmmm. actually I think he just left. out the back. that's ok. I'll wait. here? yeah. you don't mind, do you? of course not. make yourself at home. I would do that, but this don't look like no home to me. it's been a tough winter. yeah, I can see that. maybe more than 1 winter. you could be right.

vern! I found the perfect place for my new luxury hotel! really lars? here? totally! a perfect location! if you say so. and there'll be free zombies in every room! good plan, lars. really excellent. it gonna have a name? yeah! I wrote it down. see? hmmm. yeah. actually, I think that could work.

he's in there. all we gotta do is wait. then what? he comes out. we follow. what'd he do? don't know. don't care. none of my business. after we follow him, then what? depends. might get nasty. that's ok by me. I'm sick of sitting around. you have no patience, you know that? maybe, but I like dirty work.

this walk just doesn't seem the same anymore. the towers might be gone, but you're still here, thank god. thank you, sweetie. I feel the same about you.

what time does the next bus stop here? sorry. no bus stop here. it has to be. I got a transfer ticket! nope. no bus. no road, either. no. . . road? say, where am I? you might not want to know. no, I do! what's that thing over there. a hitching post? ever hear of the pearly gates? sure. why? that's not. . . it is. you mean. . . I'm dead? but I was just on the bus! yeah. got off at the wrong stop. sorry. not your day. easy for you to say. that's true.

you wearing that today? you don't like it? I do, but. . but what? you're over-dressed. are you sure? I'm sure.

what are you looking at? you. good. don't stop. I don't intend to.

how much longer? uh, actually, I was hoping this would never end. ok. just asking.

may I help you? yes, I'd like a room. sorry, we're all booked up. you're kidding! this place? what do you mean, this place? I mean, it looks like a WWII bunker. and your point is? well, I mean. I wouldn't think. . . that anyone would stay in a bunker? well. . . right. you're here, aren't you? yeah, but emotionally, I'm a 12-year old. we cater to an immature clientele, actually. oh. I see. well, can I play in the ammo locker? half hour. oh, goody.

lord, may I intrude? good evening, archangel. what's on your mind just reminiscing, lord. about the 60s. ah, yes. the 60s. what a fun time that was. quite an experiment, wasn't it? oh yes. creating a whole new species on earth? I'll say. they definitely left their mark, too. true. and I love the name I gave them. yes. hippies. a brilliant idea, lord. I thought maybe they'd replace humans. too bad that they didn't. in my opinion, I mean. I may agree with you there, archangel.

you spot him yet? yeah, he's down there, all right. what's he doing? he's opening the package. good. he alone? no. joey's there with him. too bad for joey. now what's happening? he's got it open. shit! he spotted it! what!? yeah. he found the device. shit! he disabled it! dammit, purvis! you told me it was foolproof! we better get outta here. boss is gonna be slightly peeved. right behind you.

why are we stopping here? I dunno. but I feel something. feel what? like I'm about to get wasted. well, hey, don't forget about me too.

stanley, are you sure the party's here? absolutely, edna. I got explicit directions. but stanley. I don't like the looks of this place. nonsense, dear. these are very good friends. how do you know them stanley? from the office. you mean, they work for you? not exactly. they're more, kind of clients. stanley! are they criminals used to be. they swore they've reformed. I'm sure they wouldn't lie. why are you so sure? because their life isn't worth 2 cents if they do. oh, stanley. I love it when you talk like that. I know, sugar. I know.

it's gotta be a signal. from who? obviously, from a civilization far superior to ours. why? it's just a pile of rocks around a piece of wood. ah, but look at it. the form. the function. yeah. a bunch of rocks on a big stick. I bet it's been here from generations. right. generations of sand flies, maybe. truly, this is hallowed ground. hey. hallow this. I'm hungry. let's eat. I must first commune with this vestige of deity. right. call me when the starship lands. the key to all life in the universe. I've found it. good for you. I'm gonna go find the key to a hot dog. with chili and onions? of course. I'm sure the starship will wait.

and so God got totally sick of mankind, right? he told Noah he's gonna destroy the earth, and all living creatures dwelling under the heavens. yeah, cattle, fowl, crawling creatures, all that. so he makes it rain 40 days and 40 nights, right? and the earth is flooded for months and months, because God wants to wipe out all living things. except those on the ark, of course. yeah, and fishes. whaddya mean, fishes? well, Noah didn't bring fishes onto the ark, did he? don't think so. but fishes ain't gonna die in no flood, are they? no. but why would God want to kill fishes anyway? same reason he wants to kill dogs and cats and chickens. whatever that is. but not fishes, obviously. it's logically inconsistent. it vexes me. well, he saved humans and animals too, didn't he? yeah, and why? didn't he regret creating humans? yeah, he did. so why give them a 2nd chance? how the hell should I know? he's god, not me. well, he should have thought through this ark thing more. you tell him that. now finish your drink. ok. but it's your turn to pick up the check. that's what you said last time, you weasel. whatever.

where are we? I dunno. we'll follow these tracks. which way though? we'll flip a coin. maybe we'll get lucky. I'm broke. you got any change? shit! I'm out too. ok, you choose. I say we go that way. are you nuts? we need to go THAT way, man. you said I get to choose! yeah, until you chose wrong.

hey, vinny, I don't like the looks of this place. relax, would ya? nobody here but some stiffs. that's what's spookin' me. it's creeping me out. don't be such a pussy. we'll wait til joey gets here. then what? then we whack him, whaddya think? here? can you think of a better place? but it's so dank and misty. anybody could be here. I'm telling ya, everybody that's here is dead. d.e.a.d. what was that noise? I didn't hear nothin'. jesus, vinny! that gravestone is moving! aw, you're nuts. . . hey. it is moving! what the fuck? there's something coming outta that thing! what is that?! shit!! stand back. it's about to feel my lead. don't shoot it! my god! there's dozens of 'em. everywhere! I say let joey have 'em. let's get outta here. what'll the boss say? I'll take my chances.