roadhouse

may I help you?
yes, I'd like a room.
sorry, we're all booked up.
you're kidding! this place?
what do you mean, this place?
I mean, it looks like a WWII bunker.
and your point is?
well, I mean. I wouldn't think. . .
that anyone would stay in a bunker?
well. . . right.
you're here, aren't you?
yeah, but emotionally, I'm a 12-year old.
we cater to an immature clientele, actually.
oh. I see. well, can I play in the ammo locker?
half hour.
oh, goody.