Passive Aggressive

I'm home! shit! what the hell happened here? dude! where's the floor!
oh, you noticed? I took it out.
you. . . but why?
had to. you're not holding up your end.
my end? of what?
the deal. you didn't do the dishes. didn't take out the garbage. . .
ok! I get it! I'm a lousy roommate! but what happened to your passive aggression? this goes way beyond that!
I know. I was just gonna call you and hang up.
but then. . .
I had a different idea.
no kidding. you outdid yourself.
gee, thanks!
don't mention it.