Bunker Buster

the new air raid shelter is finished, major.
excellent. let's have a look. hardened steel installed?
as per your specs, sir.
6 foot cement walls?
absolutely.
extra-thick ceiling cap, with no openings?
no open. . .
what the. . . ? wait a minute! are those. . . holes in the ceiling of my bunker, corporal?
uh, yes, sir. that's what they look like. sir.
it's completely open! what is the meaning of this outrage?!
we, uh, thought you'd like some. . . decorative touches. sir.
decorative touches?! are you serious?
we can change them, sir. we could, ah, make them a little more, uh, square. sir.
square? you think that would be more appropriate, design-wise?
oh, yes, sir. certainly sir. they would match your buttons!
hmmm. they would at that. very well. see to it, corporal.
right away, sir!
who'd have thought? a tiny little decorative touch can go a long away, right?
yes sir! very much so, sir!