the power behind the throne

My Life Is in Ruins

Among honeyj's albums



  • safe house

    watcha wanna do today, marty? I dunno. watcha wanna do today, mikey? wanna steal some h-bomb secrets? nah, I can't. mom says I gotta be home. yeah. me too I guess. tomorrow though? ok, sure.

  • rocket science

    I couldn't live here. who's asking you to? oh, I was just trying to anticipate your next question. yeah? so what's my next one after that? am I hungry? right! and what's your answer? I'm starved. good. let's eat. well that was easy. hey, it's not rocket s…

  • free enterprise

    are you sure this is the place? this is the place. it's perfect. I dunno. there doesn't seem to be alot of people. they'll come. trust me. but we had to crawl through tunnels to get here. once they hear about the product, they'll come. this place for a pi…


  • fifth column


  • the power behind the throne

    I have a job interview today, dear. oh? who with? I answered an ad in the paper. not sure who it is. it just says 'looking for healthy males under age 30.' to do what? dunno. but you have to have a 'good soul.' sole? like the sole on a shoe? dunno. maybe…

  • arsenal of democracy

    gimme the phone, would ya, joey? sure, boss. who ya calling? I wanna order a tank. what kinda tank, boss? you know, like a army tank. from the factory. you can't do that, boss. you can't order a tank. why not? I got the money. I want a tank. so who ya gon…


  • 2+2 is on my mind

    did you bring anything to eat? yeah, I did. a sandwich. was it salami and cheese? yeah. with spicy mustard? on rye? sliced in half? yeah. how'd you know? I ate it. what? my sandwich? yeah. got anything to drink?

  • B Side

    play something for me, will you? what would you like to hear? oh, something uplifting and hopeful. you mean ironic, in other words. you might say that. I just did.

  • hour of the wolf

    I hear 'em. they're close. stay away from the window. they'll see you. hell, they can smell us anyway. we're fucked. don't say that. we've got a chance. two chances, actually: slim and none. man, that howling drives me nuts. sounds like there's hundreds o…


  • feng shui

    edna, I think it's time we thought about redecorating. you don't like my color schemes, stanley? I do, edna, I just think we should update it a little. but I like that old retro look, stanley. it's a little too retro, and a little too old. you really thin…

  • presidium

    where are you going in such a hurry, comrade? you didn't hear? the general secretary wants a meeting. now? it's almost midnight! what's the rush? party loyalty knows no time of day, comrade. that's no explanation. maybe not, but it beats 20 years in the g…

  • once were warriors

    I'm looking for a large space to rent. you've come to the right place. I have special requirements. I need plenty of power. we have industrial grade transformers. also, I require direct access to a railroad spur. already in place. this was once an industr…


  • flux capacitor

    the equipment is ready, herr doktor. do we have the necessary power? yes. I await your signal. excellent. throw the switch! wow. the whole building is moving. in 10 seconds it will cease to exist. in this dimension. cease to exist? but what about us? you…

  • multiculturalism

    larry, why do people fear what they don't understand? my opinion? because they're morons. don't hold back. tell me what you really think. ok. because they're useless fucking morons. may I quote you on that? be my guest.

  • mother ship

    what's the word from our spies on earth, centurian? all is going according to plan, master. earth is defenseless. excellent. deploy our troops. full mobiliization. yes, master. shall we follow usual procedure? absolutely. save only those we'll eat. with p…


  • politburo

    are you attending the next meeting, comrade? no, I've a prior engagement. the chairman will not be pleased. I'm sure the central committee can carry on. nevertheless, you will be missed. one meeting, believe me, you'll get over it. true, comrade, but you,…

  • gentlemen's club


  • armored division

    I'm ready for that walk, stanley. great, edna, let's go. ok. I'll just put on my sandals. oh, sandals. . . actually, do you have work boots? work boots? preferably steel-toed. and a helmet. to go for a walk? it's just a suggestion, edna. maybe I should gr…


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