Intermission

attention!
at ease, men. I need a volunteer. let's see. . . how about you?
me sir?
your name?
Parts, sir! Private Otto Parts.
ok, Private, here's the deal. I need you to go behind enemy lines and establish contact with our agent. can you do it?
sir! yes sir!
once you do, you give this note to her.
her, sir?
yes! is that a problem, Parts?
no sir. not at all, sir.
this note must not fall into enemy hands, Private! that is critical! understood?!
yes sir! but what if I'm, you know, captured? sir?
you eat the note! here it is.
but it's the size of a book! sir.
you eat it, Private Parts! I don't care if you smother it in butter and fry it up with eggs, but you eat it! am I clear?
perfectly, sir! uh, eggs, sir?
you can take a few with you.
really?
but don't break them! you got that?
can I bring a little pepper, too? sir?
why don't you just take my chef, Private?
wow, could I?
are you an idiot, Private?!
sir! no sir!
good. you had me worried.