Bad-Ass

lord, a moment?
what's up, archangel?
archaeologists on earth have uncovered something.
is it interesting?
extremely. it's an image of you, creating the world.
really? done by who, I wonder?
I can only guess, lord. but perhaps. . .
yes?
perhaps it was done by one of your contemporaries; possibly even your nemesis.
ba'al? hmmm. come to think of it, he was slinking around in the background while I was working. that snake! he probably made me look awful!
actually, lord, you look pretty good, I think.
really?
totally bad ass, in fact.
which defines me. right?
all the way, lord.