Colony

may I help you, sir?
yes, I have a reservation. I'm here to check in.
I'm very sorry, sir. I see your reservation, but there are no rooms.
what do you mean?
we've had an unexpected number of guests staying longer.
well, what am I gonna do? the wife is in the car!
we will, of course, try and assist you any way we can.
darn right. why is everyone over-staying anyway?
it's spores week, sir. a big deal around here.
sports week, eh? well I'm not into sports.
no, sir, SPORES week.
whatever. just find us a room, pal. I'm not a fun guy if I don't get my sleep.
fungi? ha ha, very funny, sir.
I ain't laughing, bud.
no sir. of course not sir.