• beachhead

    man, when will this fog ever lift? what gives you the idea that this is fog, son? well, I don't know. . . it looks like fog. it's them. make no mistake. they're here. them? it's gonna be a battle of civilizations, count on it. but. . . to the winner goes…

  • IT room

    hey, your new server is here. where do you want it? put it in that stall over there. you mind if I move this horse out of the way first? he stays. that's his office. the server's for him. really? he knows computers? oh yeah. he's my accountant. it's amaz…

  • escape route

    pardon me, where's the men's room? whaddya mean? there's no men's room on this boat. oh, then we have to go back to shore. no way, bud. we ain't turning around so that you can take a leak. but it's urgent. yeah? well so's this little number. hey, you don'…


  • pyramid point

    you can almost see it. see what, louie? where we're going tomorrow. we're going out there? yeah, us and another guy. yeah? we going fishing? no, we're feeding the fish. what are we feeding them with? the other guy. he's gonna be fish food. interesting cho…

  • look out

    hey, man, mind if I set up my sleeping bag here? actually, yes. I slept here last night, and I expect to sleep here again tonight. so don't even think about it. ok, thanks hey, what did I just say? I am sleeping here tonight. not you. but I found it first…

  • fishy reeds

    what's fishy about it? can't you see? see what? the fish, ya moron. where? oh forget it.


  • secret mutant experimental lab

    master, I think we've been spotted. what? impossible! I've taken every precaution. perhaps, master, yet. . . out with it, igor! well, remember when we moved here from new jersey? and you wanted someplace secluded, surrounded by beautiful trees? yes. well…

  • camouflage

    see him? no. where? up in that tree. man, I can't see anything! don't worry. I've got a bead on him. what's he doing? oh shit! he's gone! c'mon man, we gotta move! where? anywhere. that guy's fast! I don't think it's a guy. whaddya mean? I mean, it smells…

  • don't look now, but they're gaining on us

    uh oh. what's the matter? their's something back there. what is it? I dunno, but I think you better speed up.


  • passage to a lost world

    is it far? we're almost there. what will it look like? like nothing you've ever seen before. will I like it? I promise you will. ok daddy.

  • upper deck

    there he is. where? by the hot dog stand. stuffing his face. the bastard. let's take him out right now. can't. too many people. wait til the crowd thins out. well, we ain't go a lot of time, you know. hey, have a beer. enjoy the game. and what are you gon…

  • imminent

    it's been a long day, hasn't it boss? yeah. but we got the job done. those guys will never squeal again. not in this life, they won't.


  • scout

    scout to base. we are approaching the enemy camp. we await your coordinates, scout. roger that. then send in the missiles. when we do, don't forget to duck. you got it, base. Jimmy 10/27/47 - 8/11/12

  • before time was time

    sarge says we gotta take this guy in for questioning. don't get near him. he'll bite your head off. not a chance. look at him! he's petrified! I'm telling you, ed, watch out. how would you know that? I went to high school with him? he was notorious. you d…

  • they only come out at night

    did you hear that? no. what? something's moving out there. you're imagining things. there's nobody else here. no, man. I heard it. like a clicking. oh shit. what? I see it. it's coming this way. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING? I don't know, but I'm not wait…


  • holding area

    guard, place the invaders into this area. sir, there's thousands of them. and there will be more. I'm heading to their planet now. good luck, sir. if they give you any trouble, emulsify them. yes sir. then what sir? spread them on the flowers. maybe they'…

  • rossini

    what's that tune? the thieving magpie by rossini, why? it's catchy, that's all. but where's it coming from? oh, those bugs. they like to play opera. bugs? playing opera? yeah, they think it messes with our heads. mess with our heads? they're bugs! siniste…

  • where the money is

    geez, boss. how long we gonna stay on this road? what's the matter with you, curly? it's beautiful here. yeah, I know, but geez, boss, we been driving for hours. we'll get there when we get there. where we goin'? anyplace where there ain't cops. well, the…


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