jesus built my hotrod

hey, bert. I don't see you here very much.
I know, marv. I just came to pick up my ride.
you came to church? for a car?
yeah, it's finally finished.
who worked on it?
it was, you know. . . jesus.
what?
yeah. pretty good mechanic, all things considered.
jesus. worked on your car. that's what you're saying?
yeah! he calls me and says it's done, come get it.
he called you?
he can't wait to take a ride. says, "let's hit the fuckin' road, bro."
well that makes total sense.
so, by chance you got 5 bucks? I'm low on gas. and cash.
can't jesus pay?
you're joking, right? I'm not gonna make jesus buy me gas! what're you, nuts?
yeah, what was I thinking?
c'mon, dude. get real.
yeah.