arsenal

I'm here to pick up the new weapons.
you got a requisition form?
yeah, right here. signed by the general.
ok, let's see. 3 ionizer blasters. a jet pack. 4 uranium cluster bombs. . . . hmmm. that's strange.
what's strange? you got 'em?
actually, no. somebody came and checked these out last night.
what do you mean, checked them out? who?
I dunno. an officer showed up and got them.
but that's impossible! the general just sent me!
don't know what to tell you buddy. they ain't here.
did the guy say what he wanted with them?
I don't think so. oh, wait! he said something about showing Ripper who's boss.
General Jack D. Ripper? my commanding officer?
I couldn't say. he did seem a little. . . edgy.
oh, this is not good. not good at all.
anything else I can do for you? I'm kinda busy.
yeah. if you hear any loud explosions, call the pentagon.
you got it.
I fear for our nation.
yeah, well have a nice day.