the collector

I want to show you my collection.
collection of what?
oh, this and that, you know.
where is this collection of yours?
it's down in my basement. c'mon!
you don't have anything hidden down there, do you?
hidden? like what?
like people, for instance.
nah! I don't collect people!
are you sure?
well, not any more!
oh, well that's a relief. ok, let's go.
now you're talking. just put on this mask.
mask? what for?
for fun! really!
yeah?
and these handcuffs too.
handcuffs? they look so. . . used.
but not for months! I swear!
ok. but no funny business!
no way!