palace coup

I finally found a good investment counselor.
that's good. what's his plan?
get this: real estate!
wow. not the stock market?
no! he's got these hot properties. and I can get them at rock-bottom prices!
wow.
they're a little under water, but I'm not to worry.
that sounds good.
good? I can't lose!
I bet they're palaces!
I know! the money's gonna be rolling in!
no doubt!