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  • Oh Simon's cat is at it again - it's priceless

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    I've just seen this one and even though I'm not a great fan of spiders, it still made me laugh a lot. youtu.be/19jaOSNibkU

  • They are saying we can expect snow soon.......

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    My driveway in winter of 2011
    Well if we can believe all the things the meteorologists say, then we can expect snow soon. I must say that it's gone really cold now and snow doesn't seem to be too far fetched, but memories of when it was really snowy in 2011 are still here in my mind.... This was the view out of my bathroom window that morning we all woke up to thick snow. Now some of you might say - why does she remember it so well - well where I live in the UK, the climate is very mild and the jet stream is close to u…

  • Something to think about........

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    FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. 5. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? 6. IS THER…

  • This is so so funny..............

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    Just click on this - it's amazing.... youtu.be/n7hiuXjXJEw

  • Wow this is the second blog in as many hours...

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    I've just read Mickey's blog about the prospect of colder weather on its way and that made my mind up........... I saw my neighbour with his lawn mower out yesterday and he had said in passing that he would see if he could cut my grass too. I said the usual - "oh don't worry about it - I'll do it" and when I got home I saw he'd taken me at my word. Bummer!!!!!!!!!! So I'm going to go out in a minute and cut the top lawn, before it gets too long to be able to cut it properly. Right I'm o…

  • Only in Britain - complaints to the Council

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    Extracts from letters written by council tenants: 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the o…

  • Five English words that don't have a word that rhymes.....

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    I have been reading and learned something I didn't know - well I sort of did, but it didn't really register.......... There are five words in the English language which doesn't rhyme with any other word.... now I've tried to think of words that may rhyme with them and there isn't - well not in my little brain there isn't and I suppose they wouldn't put it out there if they hadn't checked. Anyway these words are........... BULB ORANGE ANGEL SILVER MONTH So if you can find any oth…

  • Jokes only Tommy Cooper could really tell...

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    The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!! My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can ge…

  • Charcoal and his red bucket

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    Saw this adorable dog on BT news - it's such a sweet video. It's of a dog called Charcoal who just loves his red bucket...... youtu.be/aXfHYHPpAAc You should really see this - he is having such a wonderful time

  • They only had one job to do................

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    ATT00785
    I think these pictures are self explanatory............. I hope you had a laugh - I certainly did.............. and just remember - THEY BREED.

  • He's watching you.................

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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Fi…

  • Here's another little video of the coastline....

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    This is a lovely video of Hartland and the force of the waves and the magnificant coastline..... www.youtube.com/watch?v=glqG5f4zlWs&list=PLiK8futqTW2VRKkVNfN2X0rVZInaTvvTQ&feature=share&index=3

  • These are actual GCSE [16 year old exams] answerw

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    I thought you'd like a laugh or two - these are actual answers to questions for the GCSG exams. These exams are the General Certificate of Secondary Education (GCSE), an academic qualification awarded in a specified subject, generally taken in a number of subjects by students aged 14-16 in secondary education in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. So all I can say is ''Heaven help us''................... 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived i…

  • 1 - 10 project ..... 6

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    6 raindrops
    Sorry folks, couldn't decide on just one picture, so you have two for your enjoyment.... Six raindrops on the window pane..... 6 boats in the setting sun........... I hope you like these.

  • Simon's cat is so like cats I've known..........

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    I do love Simon's cat - he reminds me so much of some cats who I've had the luck of sharing my life with over the years. youtu.be/L8qOb8mdTTU I hope you enjoy this too.

  • She wants to be stroked..........

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    This is so sweet......... youtu.be/uyF0TUL0LzE

  • 1 - 10 project ..... 9

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    9 icelandic poppies
    Been a bit of a rush I'm afraid as I'm off on Saturday for 3 weeks, so this is just a hurried one........ Here are 9 lovely Icelandic poppies gracing my driveway this year

  • 1 - 10 project ..... 10

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    10 toes
    Again I'm sorry for the rushing out of these. It's difficult now and I just don't have the time to go round counting things to photograph....... Here's my final contribution to this wonderful project. I'd like to thank Janet for a wonderful suggestion and it's been wonderful fun. So as soon as she can think of something else to play with, then the sooner the better. My daughter was just sitting down on the bench on the seafront and I was busy counting things around me, when I saw this.....…

  • Two more albums for you to peruse ......

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    This new little flower
    Rather than bombard you with loads and loads of photos in blogs, I thought I'd give you a link to the albums.......... See I'm brazen enough to still think you are interested in my pictures - LOL. The sun came out today and even though there is a brisk cold wind, it was nice enough to go out for a few minutes and see what's come up since I was there last I discovered a new flower - it was where I'd sown some seeds last year so it may be from that lot........ Then the drive…

  • Simon's cat and kitten.........

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    Oh I just love this cat.......... youtu.be/7oZu3-PU6KA

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