What's the Story?

good evening, sir.
yes, I'd like a room, please.
of course. actually, the penthouse suite is available at the moment.
oh?
yes. the sunsets there are quite special.
sounds perfect.
very good. mind the pigeons though.
pigeons?
yes, they occupy much of the sub-roof structure. or what once was a sub-roof structure. when there was a roof.
I'll keep that in mind.
excellent. did you bring a bedroll?
bedroll?
the exposed rebar tends to get a little chilly at night.
I see.
quite sharp, too. mind it doesn't penetrate the skin.
good advice.