Private Parts

you summoned me, General?
did I? what's your name?
Parts, sir. Private Otto Parts.
Private Parts? I have a mission for you.
yes sir!
a vital. . . son, your uniform is unzipped. you want to take care of that?
oh, uh, sorry sir.
for a second there, I thought you were just happy to see me.
not at all sir! I mean, yes sir!
very well. now then. Private Parts! are you ready for an important and delicate mission?
sir! yes sir!
your nation needs you, Private! so keep it up! but keep it zipped. got it?
got it sir!
good.