free will(y)

what's new, Willy?
oh nothin'. just another day.
you like living here?
well, sure, I guess. why wouldn't I?
I dunno. just thought you might get tired of it's lack of, you know, amenities.
hey! I don't have to stay here. I choose to, you get me?
of course. if you say so. but have you ever been outside?
what? out there? hell no!
is anything stopping you?
of course not! whaddya mean? . . . isn't it dangerous though?
oh yeah. it's dog eat dog.
so it's true! say, you're not a dog, are you? no offense; just checking.
woof! I mean, understood.