back in black

edna, in honor of spring, I got us a new car.
wonderful, stanley! what kind of Bentley did you get this time?
actually, edna, it's an old Chevy convertible. just like the one you and I used to date in. remember those days?
stanley! you were scandalous back then! you took such advantage of my. . . virtue.
I did, didn't I. well, virtue is over-rated, in my opinion.
so I learned.
what do you say girl? go for a spin?
oh, stanley, I just got dressed. I'm not ready for. . . oh! you mean go for a ride in the car?
well, yes. what did you think I meant?
oh nothing. never mind