gentlemen's club

is monsieur dining with us tonight?
oui, marcel. please prepare my usual table.
very good, sir. may I bring you an apéritif?
oui. and a cuban cigar.
and for dinner, sir?
I'll be having a whole hog, thank you.
roasted? or broiled, with pecans, perhaps?
no just bring me the hog and a butcher knife. I'll take care of the rest.
very good, sir. I'll have one brought around.
and a bucket, s'il vous plait. a big bucket.
as you wish, monsieur.
you might want to tarp the area too. this will be somewhat. . . messy.
I shall see to it immediately, monsieur.