Play Ball

hey Bert, you bring your mitt?
got it. what position you playing?
outfield.
ok. who's gonna play first?
right.
whaddya mean, right?
who's on first.
that's what I asked!
and I just told you.
is this some kinda joke?
you mean you don't know?
know what?
what's on second.
what?
that's right.