Object Permanence

hey, Mike, you seen my policy position anywhere?
your what? I sure haven't, Donny.
damn. I thought it was right here.
do you actually have any policy positions, Donny?
well, yeah! don't I? I mean, I say I do. all the time!
don't tell anyone I told you, but you don't. not even close.
really? well that simplifies everything.
kind of a relief, eh?
you said it. frees me up to watch tv; maybe shine my golf clubs.
not that you ever do anything else.
what?
I said, another productive day then.
bigly.