Post-Truth

may I help you?
I'm here for the committee hearing.
I'm sorry, it already concluded.
there must be a mistake. I am to give testimony about what happened.
let me see. ah yes. the committee deemed your testimony superfluous, and rendered its decision.
how could that be?
place your hands behind your back. handcuff him.
what is this?
you've been found guilty as charged.
guilty? but I haven't been charged with anything!
charged, tried and convicted.
where's my due process? what about the truth!
truth is irrelevant, and due process is over-rated. take him away.
but my car! it's parked at a meter!
give me the keys. you won't need it in the gulag.
what? we don't have gulags here!
it's been tweeted. we do now.