fortress of solitude

hey superman, what's up?
oh, hi there batman. everything ok with you?
no worries, thanks. just thought I'd stop by, see if you want to grab something to eat.
nah, thanks. I'm a little busy on my fortress.
the fortress? but we're in the north woods. isn't the fortress in, like, the arctic?
yeah, but I hate that place. too desolate. I love these woods. so I'm moving it here.
well that's a big change.
hey, I'm superman. I can do whatever I want. and besides, I got a good deal on the property.
cool. I've been looking to buy up here for years, but was afraid it would wreck my image in Gotham.
I hate that PR bullshit.
me too.
so I said the hell with it, I'm doing it.
you da man. so can I come visit?
if you bring the beer.
deal.