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edna, I'm going to the store. do you need anything?
no thank you, stanley. but when you get back, would you please cut the legs down on the bed in the master suite?
what? why?
remember, stanley? the pope is coming to stay for a few days?
the pope? like THE pope?
yes, and that bed is too high for him to climb into. we have to cut the legs down for him.
are you serious?
stanley. is the pope catholic?
well. . . yeah.
just do it, stanley.
I guess he's kinda short, eh?
you could say that