keeping it real

I can't believe summer is over.
me neither. but at least we have christmas to look forward to.
christmas? man, I hate christmas. all the pretense and phony righteousness.
yeah, but my kids love santa claus.
how old are they?
12 and 13.
and they still believe in santa claus?
whaddya mean? don't you?
oh. I get it. say hello to rudolph when he's up there on the roof.
I'll try, but he's tough to catch.
I bet.