grim reality

I hate doing beach patrol. I'm sick of it.
what do you mean? it's the best job ever!
no, man. I found another drowning victim.
do you know who it was?
yeah, she might have fallen overboard.
gee. why didn't she take a shower on the boat?
what?
instead she washed up on the beach?
very funny.
I got more.
I bet you do.