armory

may I help you?
yeah, I'm here to pick up the new battle tank.
excuse me?
the new tank. the general want's to test it out.
uh, we don't have any tanks here.
what, someone else picked it up already?
well, no. this is an art museum. we have. . . art.
ok, buddy. stop fooling around. general wants his tank.
yes, I see, but there's no tanks here, I'm afraid.
look, what kind of armory is this, anyway?
we have a few old cars on display. would one of those work?
do they shoot? general likes stuff that shoots.
er, no. maybe the general will like our next exhibit.
yeah, what's that?
the obsolescence of war as a problem solver between nations.
sounds kind of pinko to me. will there be tanks?
I'll see to it personally.
ok then. hope we're not attacked before that.
I totally agree.