This is taken from the "Late Show" on BBC Midlands Radio................

ALEX TRELINSKI - What is the capital of Italy?

CONTESTANT - France

ALEX TRELINSKI - France is another country. Try again.

CONTESTANT - Oh, um, Benidorm.

ALEX TRELINSKI - Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

CONTESTANT - Sorry I don't know.

ALEX TRELINSKI - Just guess a country then.

CONTESTANT - Paris.