Arkitektura

the ion-heat beam is working perfectly, sire. indeed. their primitive structures are beginning to glow. yes. soon they will be in flames. they will no doubt blame it on global warming. excellent deception, o wise one. pathetic humans! ha ha! ha ha ha!

can't we go now? I think we've walked 6 miles. in a bit. we only have half the museum to go. is culture always so exhausting? totally worth it, right? do I have to answer?

we've gotta get him out of there. yeah, but how? the place is a fortress. he's been in there so long, they could have done anything to him by now. it's a monument to man's inhumanity to man. no shit. but they make the best chocolate pies. he did ask for overtime you know. says he needs the money. but he's our 4th for bridge! yeah, it sucks, totally.

keep moving. what are we doing here? see that guy? he's got something for us. what is it? not your concern. you go right. I'll meet you at the top. and our guy? the door's covered. he's got nowhere to go. hey, there's art in here. of course there is. it's a museum, ya moron. now move.

dark spirit of the lower realm, are you here? I am. what dost thou seek? I seek justice o great spirit. really? with that buffoon you just elected? good luck with that, sweetheart.

you sure we're supposed to be in here? no, but be quiet. they'll hear you. what is this place? it's their temple. where they decide the fate of the world and everyone in it. nobody's ever seen it. you mean, we're the first? yeah, there's supposed to be riches galore in here. what about food? they got any here? I'm starved. I hear they make awesome cookies. yeah? you have big pockets? grab all you can.

we gotta get to the 14th floor. that won't be easy, with the security they got. well we gotta figure out a way. that's the job. what do we do when we get there? we see to it that a certain someone has a bad day. how bad? the worst. that's bad ok. yeah. he shoulda stayed home.

see that guy? the one that's not moving? yeah. he's a decoy. for what? to keep us occupied. but it's not gonna work. no? I'm going around the back. you stay here. ok, but what if he moves? I dunno. give him a quarter. I'll make it a buck. you're a generous guy, you know that? that's what my momma says. and she should know.

what's in there? don't ask. how come? some things it's best to leave alone. I'm going in. ok. but don't expect to come out again. somebody's gotta find out what's in there. fine. see you in the next life. man, that sound so. . . permanent. it do, don't it.

I'm ready for that walk, stanley. great, edna, let's go. ok. I'll just put on my sandals. oh, sandals. . . actually, do you have work boots? work boots? preferably steel-toed. and a helmet. to go for a walk? it's just a suggestion, edna. maybe I should grab my waders? armored, if you got 'em. this walk sounds like it's going to be dreamy. that's one way to put it.

you gonna count it? can I trust you? course. but you might still want to count it. don't need to. I know where you stay. don't be saying that. just count it and be done. ok. looks alright. now where's the stuff? next floor up. under a seat. here's the ticket. man! what if somebody found it? don't waste time asking. go look for it, fool. it's a good thing we're cousins. not as far as I'm concerned.

we've located the source of the signal, sir. what've you got? it's coming from the 3rd moon of saturn. yeah? what's it say? it seems to be a set of instructions. instructions? to who? to an invasion force, sir. what? where? well, uh, here, sir. earth. and the orders are to mobilize immediately. all 14,000 divisions. holy shit! where are they staged? we've narrowed it down to a 2-block area of detroit. detroit? why detroit? well, it's a known hot-bed of alien activity, sir. it is? like that green building over there? it's not architecture. it's an exo-skeleton. you mean. . . the building is an alien, sir. damn, what an awesome concept. yes, it's way cool sir.

I don't want to be here. nobody wants to be here. they have to be here. why is that? god only knows. well, I'm not gonna ask him. I don't think you'd like his answer anyway.

sergei, the chairman believes that we have a traitor in our midst. impossible comrade! I can vouch for every soul. maybe so, sergei. but who will vouch for. . . you? me? won't you, comrade? there was a time when I would, sergei. but unfortunately, that is no longer possible. what do you mean? I mean, you are going away, old friend. away? where? you will be reacquainted with those you helped send to the gulag. you can't be serious! send them my regards. I will see you in 20 years. do they have wi-fi there? they have all the conveniences, I'm sure. that's a relief. not for you, of course. oh. of course.

may I help you? yes, I'd like a room. sorry, we're all booked up. you're kidding! this place? what do you mean, this place? I mean, it looks like a WWII bunker. and your point is? well, I mean. I wouldn't think. . . that anyone would stay in a bunker? well. . . right. you're here, aren't you? yeah, but emotionally, I'm a 12-year old. we cater to an immature clientele, actually. oh. I see. well, can I play in the ammo locker? half hour. oh, goody.

sonny around? who shall I say is calling? it's eddie. it's about a job. you have a job for sonny? no, it's about a job sonny was supposed to do. supposed to? yeah. supposed to, but didn't. he here? hmmm. actually I think he just left. out the back. that's ok. I'll wait. here? yeah. you don't mind, do you? of course not. make yourself at home. I would do that, but this don't look like no home to me. it's been a tough winter. yeah, I can see that. maybe more than 1 winter. you could be right.

what time's the next shuttle? you just missed it. next one's in a week. a week! I can't wait that long! sorry, bud. I gotta get off this rock! are there any other flights? just one. but that's the garbage scow to oberon. I'll take it. even a garbage planet beats this place. stay clear of the micro-organisms. they'll pick you clean. no kidding? they don't get live ones all that often. got it.

herr doktor, the shipment of isotopes is here. excellent, my boy! bring it to me! yes doctor. it's very unstable, isn't it? oh yes. yes. quite unstable. ha ha! in fact, this material is fissionable. very powerful! very dangerous! I don't mean to be rude, doktor, but are you sure you know what you are doing? of course! 1 part nuclear fuel. 1 part isotope. a touch of enriched uranium. some rare earths. . . what are you making? well it's not a salami sandwich, I can tell you. yes, doktor, I see, but, if I may, what do you intend to do with this mixture? don't you know? why, take over the world! ha ha! I see. well, I'm taking my lunch, doktor. good! go! go! hah! don't take over the world til I get back, ok? go! go! and what was the name of your psychiatrist again? dr. jungfrau, why? oh, no reason.