Ba'al Movement

Slave! I need you!
Yes, lord Ba'al.
I'm expanding my used car business.
You mean it's doing well? Amazing! I mean, I'm delighted to hear it!
It sucks, you idiot! I need more exposure!
What is your plan, sire?
I'm turning this palace into a used car lot!
Here? In this pristine edifice?
Yes! It's perfect! I'll have to beat my disciples off with a stick! I'll move tons of units!
But it's such an historic icon!
Not anymore! Eminem.says they're used to that kind of desecration around here.
You know Eminem?
Taught him everything he knows! Now leave me. I'm feeling kind of, I dunno, spiritual.
That's a new one. And Eminem? No way.
Where are my virgins! Get 'em out here!