Product Placement

Any news, Perkins?
Nothing's gone in or come out, sir.
How about on the radio?
No word yet. Wait a minute! I'm getting something!
What is it?
Oh my god! it's the most awful screaming! it sounds like manic banshees from hell!
Great! The product run-out is a smash!
Product?
They found the new double-stuffed chocolate cookies! They're killing themselves over them!
And that's. . . good?
We've got a hit, Perkins. Good work. The board will go ape. There might even be a promotion in it for you. Maybe.
What about the. . . er, casualties, sir?
What about them? Stay in your lane, Perkins.
Yes, sir. Of course, sir.