No Surprises

I've been visiting your garden, lord.
Which one is that, archangel?
You know, Earth.
You mean what was once a garden.
True, although some beauty remains, despite the devastation.
Humans have made a mess of it.
They try one's patience, don't they?
Some do. But it may not be an issue for long.
Do you have plans, lord?
Maybe. Let's just say I've been tossing a stray asteroid around.
Oh?
A little exercise is healthy, I've heard.
I gather humans may not find it so?
No, but I'm not asking for their opinion in the matter.
No surprise there, lord.