Tourist Destination

I'd like a room, please. On a higher floor, with a nice view.
Yes, sir. We have many interesting, ah, views here. Would you like running water?
Well of course!
It comes in through the window openings just fine.
Openings?
As well as the roof, what's left of it.
I'm not sure I know what to say. What kind of bed does it have?
Bed? Well, there was a mattress. . . once. Somewhat charred.
Sounds delightful. Do you get many guests here?
Well, it is the tourist season.
So you're booked?
With you here? Definitely.