Tourist Destination

I'd like a room, please. on a higher floor, with a nice view.
yes, sir. we have many. . . views here. would you like running water?
well of course!
it comes in through the windows just fine.
the windows?
and the roof, what's left of it.
I'm not sure I know what to say. is there a bed?
bed? well, there might be a mattress. mind the, ah, burn spots.
sounds delightful. do you get many guests here?
well, it is the tourist season.
so you're booked?
with you here? definitely.