The Puns of Navarone

sir! I'm here to report on the results of my mission.
proceed.
I infiltrated the enemy's compound and destroyed the target as ordered.
you blew up the cannons? excellent!
cannons? um, no. I ate all six cases of yogurt though. maybe even seven.
yogurt? you mean to tell me the enemy cannons can still shoot at our ships?
you said Dannon! destroy the Dannon! didn't you?
oh my god.
and I hate yogurt! eating that stuff was the hardest thing I ever did!
you are a true patriot.
I’m still bloated.
I see.
it shows?