Autocrat

your executive office is ready, mr. president.
good. I assume it befits a supreme leader such as myself, wielding absolute power over the populace.
we spared no expense, sir.
you know how particular I am about my surroundings. especially with my hair, and all.
the office will precisely announce your level of intelligence and emotional stability.
er, you trying to tell me something?
yes, sir. your huge TV is on its way.
tanning bed too?
of course.
perfect.