Eternity of Time

we found it, private.
what's that, sir?
the portal. there it is. at last!
portal to what, sir?
the other side. the 4th dimension. an alternative universe!
are you sure about that, sir?
no question, private. my guru told me about this.
was that in officer training, sir?
well, no. it was allen ginsberg. at a poetry reading in 1968.
oh.
but he knew! he knew!
of course, sir.