Priced to Sell

I'll take it.
take what?
I'll take this place. what do you want for it?
sir, it's not for sale. this is a public university.
don't give me that. everything has a price. how much?
I see. well, how about 50?
50 thousand?
er. . . . right!
well, I don't have that kind of cash on me right now.
how much do you have?
let's see. . . $200.
it's yours.
really?
enjoy. bye.
where are you going?
my bus is here. I have an. . . appointment. can't miss it.
oh, well thank you!
it's been a pleasure. a real pleasure.