thaumaturgy

am I in the right church?
all are welcome here, brother.
that's good. I need to pray to my patron saint.
which one is that?
oh, st. debtfree.
I don't believe I've heard of that one.
yes, he's the patron saint of all deadbeats.
aren't you referring to st. bernardine of siena?
well I tried him. he told me I was worthless.
oh, I'm sure he didn't.
yeah, he loaned me 50 bucks. I welched.
so now you want to pray to st debtfree?
yeah, I need him to get bernardine off my back. that guy is relentless.
well, now you know.
you said it. I need a miracle.